Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Animal Wednesday:Depressed? Try Jellybeans.

Once upon a time there was a sweet charming little rabbit named Emily.
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She became depressed because she lost her best friend and her good luck charm on the same day.
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So she comforted herself by eating two pounds of multi-colored jellybeans.
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She developed a stomach ache and had to miss school.
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Her mother took care of her and made her carrot soup.
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She stayed in bed and watched cartoons.
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The next day she felt a lot better.
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Now she eats jellybeans at the smallest hint of problems.
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Meanwhile, her friend kj turns to brown rice and counselors.
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Who do you think is smarter?
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Now really,
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No contest, right?
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Note: If someone by the name of LoLoLo tells you jellybeans have bad things on them, you should listen to me instead. Sincerely, Emily Rabbit.

17 comments:

  1. oh i quite like the brown rice and counselling option...am i wierd?and just love your story, can see why you have been published. and how can i go about purchasing one of your books with a personal inscription in the front cover for my new granddaighter, maggie rae? would love her to have one.huggles.

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  2. Wel I guess I go for the jellybeans........I think I need a lot of them right now, but I am still on a diet.......Maybe that´s the reason I need jellybeans, or is it something else???????

    happy Animal Wednesday!

    ps Love u Emily!

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  3. Ps KJ

    The weather was unusual wet, rain in the morning ,but still I enjoyed it.....I love the Caribean!

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  4. MMMM, carrot soup sounds good and it may snow tomorrow. Thanks for the idea!

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  5. soulbrush, thank you for the compliment BUT you do not want to buy my book for maggie rae, because the published book is an adult love story! if you want to buy it for yourself, it would be my honor to inscribe it for you. 'the light stays on' can be purchased here at my blog via paypal or through amazon us or uk.
    :)

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  6. marianne, i think you like jelly beans because you are fun like me, or maybe you got depressed too and stayed in bed watching cartoons.

    sincerely,
    e. rabbit

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  7. debra kay, did you have carrot soup? you could try pellet rabbit food next if you want to trade with me for jellybeans...

    emily

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  8. valgal, kj says YOU rock but i have to see that for myself. why don't you send me a present and then i will like you the very best..

    sincerely,
    ms. emily rabbit

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  9. Jellybeans are overrated!!
    Carrot soup sounds yummy though.

    Don't worry Emily, I won't let people know that jellybeans have shellac on them :P

    Emily, maybe you need a 12-hop program to get off the 'beans!!

    :D

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  10. No contest. Jellybeans. They're pretty, taste good AND make you miss school while your mommy takes care of you. :) Emily, love your big giant smile, little bunny. KJ gave me a star award, and I think I have to pass it onto you for making me smile equally big!

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  11. JELLYBEANS!!!!!! ALL FLAVORS!!!

    Happy Animal Wednesday on Saturday night

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  12. lololo, a twelve hop program? you think you're funny, huh? well, maybe you are. i'm still deciding. but i like that you are nice to animals and i would tell you if i had a problem and i think you would help me. it's not your fault you are unaware of the benefits of jellybeans...

    sincerely
    e.r.

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  13. bella, are you as nice as you sound? if you are i might like to be friends. do you have any rabbits as friends so far?

    sincerely
    e. rabbit

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  14. mim, we could eat them together...

    yours truly,
    emily

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  15. I'm breeding a slew of giant dust bunnies. Does that count?

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  16. V.V. Rabbit, that certain someone with the name LoLo, wouldn't happen to have a Studio in front of it would it.

    xoxox

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