Wednesday, April 08, 2009

Emily's Animal Wednesday: Meet the Family

It's me, Emily Rabbit. This is my favorite week because I eat all the candy I want. Usually I have my own and also eat kj's but this year she losing weight so maybe I will need to sneak into a daycare center and fill my bunny bag when no one is looking. But please, people, do not bite off the ears of any chocolate rabbits. It's just not right.
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Here are some of my family and friends. But not everyone. That Winnie-the-Pooh snuck into the picture and got honey all over my tail. I told my mother next time to say it's a private picture and to go away.
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My mother is second from the left beside chick-in-an-egg. My cousin Russell is last on the right, he is not really pink but around Easter it is a tradition to dress up or dye down. Russell is a straight A student and sometimes does my homework for me. I give him a few jellybeans and I let him come on vacation with me to Cape Coddy one time. kj didn't know he camBolde too.
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My uncle Hoppy is the one with the straight up ears. He owns his own heating company. That is where I get the pellets I try to exchange for jellybeans. But no one really seems to appreciate the pellets, even if I color them or put kj's perfume on them.
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Nobody really likes chick-in-an-egg. For one thing, his mother dresses him very stupidly, as you can see. He can't move very well and he needs exercise. Plus you have to be careful he doesn't have an accident, and who wants to worry about that? I think he should decide to "break" out but he doesn't want to.
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If you celebrate Easter, kj wants me to say have a happy day to you. Maybe you might want to send jellybeans to rabbits-in-need. I would be happy to distribute them (mostly to myself) if you send a few pounds to me directly.
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So far people have been mostly nice to me about writing in kj's blog (no more mention of shellac from lololo). Ms. Bella is sending me jellybeans and someone else thinks I am either cute or funny. No one thinks I am sweet so far, but maybe one day I will try. I'm not sure when. Maybe not for a while.

Sincerely,

Emily R.

15 comments:

  1. Dear Emily I think you are too smart to ever be seen as cute. Maybe beautiful, but never cute.

    Could you thank kj for the prayers. I appreciate them.

    Love Renee xoxo

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  2. Dear Emily,

    Who's the basket case on the far right? We all have one of those in our families ;P

    xoxo
    Lololo

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  3. emily, there are probably enough sweet bunnies in the world as it is. the important thing is to be yourself. have fun with all the jellybeans.

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  4. well i think you are definitely sweet, and wish you all a very happy easter!so there.

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  5. You just stay the way that you are Emily!
    Nice to meet the whole family.´

    HAW!

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  6. Sorry Emily but I have to speak to kj.

    kj thank you for believing that I will read these things with them.

    Love Renee xoxo

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  7. Emily, send KJ on Easter Morning to Target-all their stuff goes on half price. Oh my, the many springs I have spent on the beach in Mexico munching on a plethora of half price jelly beans...(the only candy that works well on the beach).

    I can still eat jelly beans, but not in quantities of the past. Sticky things, even well chewed, can reform and regroup once swallowed, making it a bit uncomfortable for lap banders like myself. But, the good news is, a small bag of jelly bellies can last a day or two-ah heaven.

    In one more month I'll be in fairfield, home of the jelly bellies. I will stock up at that time. They were always my fave, and the small size makes them a bit safer for me to indulge in (or at least that is what I tell myself....)

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  8. You help me with words and support. Thank you very much for your kind words.

    Love Renee xoxo

    Will you see your grandsons for Easter? You will have to make sure to involve Emily Rabbit in any activities with them.

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  9. kj thanks for the laugh. Fuck....

    Love Renee xoxo

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  10. Sure you are sweet... I remember you... you told me to plant jellybeans... I did... and till now nothing came out. I wonder what is wrong? Maybe it is too hot in the Philippines for jellybeans :-(

    Enjoy your Easter vacations!
    Greeting to Kj.

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  11. Dear Emily,

    I just heard from KJ and she tells me you threw a hissy fit because I sent her chocolates and you only got a card with a picture of jellybeans on it. What can I say?
    Maybe she'll share?
    I couldn't send jellybeans through the mail anyway because SHELLAC is a potential explosive!
    Now don't get your buns in a bunch~chill out and enjoy your day ;)

    xoxo
    Lololo

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  12. kj: Do you have 1 daughter and 1 son and 2 grandsons?

    How wonderful. I love the talking rabbit and by the way, I hope Jessica didn't say that in front of Emily.

    How is work going?

    Love Renee xoxo

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  13. anybody yesterday because i was busy counting my jellybeans. so far i have 1,113.

    ms renee, i like you. i think you are cute and fun. i thanked kj and she just smiled. she likes you too. i can tell.

    lololo, you are TOOOO funny. but just so you know, that is gloria ann. she sings gospel songs at the local bunny service. my favorite is 'what a friend we have in carrots'. and i like 'amazing radishes' too.

    ms. sukipoet (what kind of a name is that anyway?), please tell kj it is important that i am myself...so that means when i thump on the floor and cry boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo when i don't get my way, that is fine, right?

    ms. soulbrush, i am really not sweet because i would rather be grumpy because it is more fun to complain than to be nice. but thank you anyway.

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  14. it's me emily again.

    ms. marianne, i like the way you say "HAW". i didn't tell you about my father but someday i will.

    ms. renee, kj read your comment and she shook her head 'yes'. i can tell she believes.

    debra kay, you are my jellybean soul sister (i got that from lololo and renee)? but you are mean to talk about all these jellybeans and not share any with me. i think you should. do you need rabbit pellets? don't forget i have them in different colors...

    ms. renee, that jessica is very mean to me and she tells kj to cut it out when my name comes up.
    sometimes i sign my name to her christmas presents and she rolls her eyes. i LOVE seeing her do that!

    ms. renee, kj loves you. she told me she isn't sure how that came to be, but i can tell she means it.
    oooooooh! you said a bad word. i like that...

    mr. sidney, try another batch of jellys and be sure to plant them in full sun.

    lololo, you said the bad word!! just for that no rabbit pellets for you. don't ask or beg because i'm not giving in. ps kj says she loves you too. what's up with that? there is alot of love moving around here these days.

    ms. renee, it's me emily again. kj answered you on your blog. if you want to ask me questions i will answer them. do you know i think humans are dumb because i think they should stomp their feet and cry alot more.

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  15. kj I think I'm stuck in your spam filter! I left a comment this morning *sob*

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