Animal Wednesday: Introductions by Emily

It's me Emily Rabbit. Here I am being the guest blogger for kj again. This may be my last time unless she starts to pay me. I thought I would charge her $ 5 a week and she says it's not worth it. Hmmmpf! I told kj I think her blog is much more interesting since I've started writing on it for Animal Wednesdays but she thinks I am making that up. I need the money for jellybeans and a bathing suit for the summer. I want to get a polkadot two piece suit that will not come off when I go in the water and bob. If anyone wants to help me to get the $ 5 a week from kj, please help me because then I will keep writing every week. Otherwise, I might leave in a huff.

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Here are some animals I am introducing you to:

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This is King Jack. He laid an egg and became Queen Jackie just before Anonymous Bird went away but then she hasn't come back and so many people are sad because they really miss her and don't know why she hasn't come back since Jack became Jackie. When Jackie was Jack, he got loose outside and everybody feared the worse except he was finally rescued and then everybody was happy again. I don't know why Ms. Anon isn't blogging anymore but even I Emily, who is ususally very selfish and self absorbed, hopes she is alright and I miss her too.
Guess who drew this: Ms. lololo! Ever since she stopped telling me about bad things on jellybeans, I like her very much and she is always nice to animals, even rabbits who need alot of attention and might throw an occasional or frequent temper tantrum. Ms. lololo is a really good artist and she is a special friend of kj's. I wouldn't mind if she wants to be my friend too but I think she should send me money first.

This is Stella. I am thinking of starting a Stella fanclub which would also have a newsletter that would cost $12 a year. But I can only do it if Stella agrees to pay for postage but so far she says she won't. I did this for kj's dog Rosie when Rosie was alive but she was not reliable and I almost went to jail because people paid for the newsletter and then complained that they did not receive it, but it was not my fault that Rosie didn't mail it to them, even though I was in charge of the money, which I mostly spent for jellybeans.

I am not going to name this person, but I can tell you he thinks he is very smart because he can brush his teeth and he is cute. Twice I have asked him for money so I can buy candy but he just looks at me like he doesn't know what I am saying. I do not normally like little kids but I can tell he is going to get in trouble with me and that will be fun.
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Maybe I will be back next week but I might not if kj doesn't stop being so cheap. I don't think she appreciates the service I am providing. Hmmmpf!