It's me, Emily Rabbit. I am hiding in the corner of this drawing. If you don't see me it's because I am hiding..
I am sad to report that I did not get 50 comments last week and kj refused to pay me $ 5. I was forced to pay myself a $ 5 bill from her wallet. My friend Ms. Bella did try to help me by leaving a lot of comments. So now she is my favorite, along with Marianne of course.
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Here is an important story:
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kj's nephew Andrew had an imaginary friend named Jennifer.
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"She thinks she knows everything," he said. "I can't stand her."
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So one day Andrew volunteered to help Jennifer wash her hair and he drowned her.
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kj asked him if he felt bad and he smiled, "No, not at all."
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The moral of this story is don't bother having imaginary friends if you don't like them, because it will be just a waste of shampoo.
Dear Emily I hope that tells you to stay away from boys.
ReplyDeletekj; I love sweetmango. She is brilliant. I am going to be posting something of hers on Thursday.
She is such a beautiful person and I don't blame you for having a crush on her at all.
Have you just recently found her.
I totally dig her.
That you believe I will live, I don't mind at all kj. As a matter of fact I love it.
Thank you for making the donation. That makes me happy.
Love Renee xoxo
ms. renee, boys are yuk. but i don't know for how long.
ReplyDeletesincerely,
emily rabbit
Em Em Em Em Em....I put something in the mail for you but I'm not sayin' what it is!! You'd have to knock me off a hill of BEANS to tell you what I sent! Do you think I still don't like you? You're nuts and you're smelly and that rhymes with JELLY but I'm still not spillin' the BEANS!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd the word verification is spoder, as in I'm not spoder like you and you're not spoder like me but JC Emily, WTF!!!
(I love these inside bunny jokes. They kill me!)
love love love love love...
watch the mail, talk to the tail!
xoxo
Lololo
P.S. If this made your friend KJ laugh it was wirth it ;)
call the police! ms lololo is talking aimlessly. and she's laughing at her own jokes.
ReplyDeleteno. wait until i get my package in the mail. in the meantime:
dear lololo,
thank you very much for sending me a package. i will be very excited to open it. it is not nice that you called me smelly. normally i would get very mad and maybe throw a radish at you, but i am going to wait until my package comes and then decide what to do.
kj says to say to you "jesus christ!" i have no idea why.
Most sincerely,
e. rabbit
Nodding, grinning,,,,,
ReplyDeleteKnowing nuthing about what's going on. No matter, I'm lovin' it anyway. This much fun should be against the law!
Pssst Emily,,,,
I hope you got her credit cards too,,,,,
I think the way Andrew handled that was extremely interesting, what a curious young chap!
ReplyDeleteI did not realize that Emily was .... well, OK, you know where I am at these days :) I mustve been in a deep fog that day!
Thanks for being a sweet Sweetie KJ!
EMILY!!! you TOOK money from KJ"s wallet???? You are a BAD bunny and you must do something nice for KJ to make up for it, she is so good to you. Perhaps share your Jelly Beans????
ReplyDeleteI think that I am going to send Miss Em over to have a little talk with you - just you wait you little hopper.
Be nice Emily!!!!
I am of a mind to have Emily Rabbit share her bounty so's I will not tell KJ of her theft...my hair loss is not imaginary but the resulting wasting of shampoo is similar...
ReplyDeleteROFLOL, you are a little tiger emily...i love wierdos , so i love you! that lolo does talk rubbish sometimes, don't know how you put up with her, and if kj gets on your nerves, come live with me and snuffles in london.
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ReplyDeleteEmily (it's me, DebraKay) I had an imaginary friend named Killy when I was little. A few years ago, my friends daughter, out of the blue, named her cat Killy-isn't that odd? Probably not, we only have 26 letters in the alphabet to combine, but it makes a great story.
ReplyDeleteEmily-MY human took over the keys and typed on MY DAY. Sorry about that. She made me an egg this morning, so I will let it slide.
ReplyDeleteI take matters in my own beak as often as the mood strikes me. You and I weren't given these superior brains to sit around and not use them.
Thanks madam and no of course I don't have an accent.
ReplyDeleteoxoxoxo
LOL....Emily....love the devilish antics of yours....and the conversations about it.
ReplyDeleteSmiles,
Sonia ;)
Don't imaginary friends use imaginary shampoo?
ReplyDeleteWait a minute! My dear friend Soulbrush thinks I talk rubbish?
ReplyDeleteI'm confused. I sent Emily a delightful gift but apparantly we'll all have to hold our breath to see if she approves. (freakin' drama bunny.)
Let me get this straight. I bought Emily a gift. She whines. My buddy Soulbrush scolds me. I'm accused of talking aimlessly. Emily is stealing money from her friend KJ and I'm the one who looks shady?
I'm crushed.
That's all I have to say.
Things are not always what they appear to be, are they Madamoiselle Lapin?
Look that up in your French/English dictionary!!
ms. lolololo (extra lo just for today
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i didn't know you are such a very good whiner. that is very impressive. do you cry from your stomach too, like BOOHOOBOOHOOBOO?
(i could teach you).
i didn't understand that you are sending me jellybeans. but it's not really my fault that smelly rhymes with jelly. i have to hop to school now but i will write to you later and make you feel better so you won't whine so much. i don't know about soulbrush but isn't she such a loyal and wonderful friend?
most sincerely,
e. rabbit
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteToo bad you didn't get the 50 comments...... i understand this called for extreem measures from your side.
maybe I can help. If I send you the mandala ATC KJ wanted to buy, then you can use it to negociate with KJ either for money or an extreem amount of jellybeans........
Let me know if this will help you.......
HBAW!!!!
Dear Emily, please get your facts straight.
ReplyDeleteI'm not a whiner..
I'm a wino :P
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
This message is for Kj...
ReplyDeleteNo Thursday 13???
:(
Haha! Nice moral! Sorry, I'm way behind blog catchup.
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ReplyDeletewalking man, hahaha! are you bald? i think you like to be funny. that is a good sign.
ReplyDeletesoulbrush, you know marianne is my favorite person. and then bella. but you could be too if you want. how do you know that lolo talks rubbish? like does she say things like 'take out the garbage"' or "let's visit the dump." maybe i will come to england to see you.
annie, does this mean you think kj should give me money?
sincerely,
emily v. v. rabbit
babs, credit cards? good idea. can you tell me how i should sign my name. do you think anyone will notice i am a rabbit because i don't have a wallet or purse?
ReplyDeletelavender, you didn't realize i was what? i am the sweet sweetie. just because i whine and cry doesn't mean y ou won't like me best.
mim, be nice? HMMPFF! that does not sound like fun. i don't think you should be nice either. i can teach you how to cry and complain from deep in your stomach.
sincerely,
e. rabbit
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ReplyDeletedebra kay, i am thinking of taking a bus to see you.
ReplyDeleteoliver, see above
renee, no accent? then bon jour (bone sure). kj says you must have a voice that chimes. she says you say things just the right way. she likes you, you know.
sonia, what good is life if you can't enjoy getting in trouble?
chewy, i don't know why andrew didn't think of that. maybe because he was so happy to drown jennifer be forgot about imagining the shampoo. haha
lololo, yes! things are not as they appear. sometimes a raddish is only a rubber ball, and sometimes a carrot is just a fat pencil. it's good to be able to know the difference before you take a bite. who is that miss lapen? do i know her? would i like her? we can be friends but you should be just alittle nicer to me so i won't ever cry. because kj says i make a scene when i cry from my stomach.
sincerely yours,
emily rabbit
marianne, SMACK! TSUP! MHAW! PUCKER PUCKER!
ReplyDeleteyou are my best friend. am i your best friend too? just wondering.i am going to charge kj at least $ 50 because i know she thinks that mandela is worth more than that.
thank you for being nice and not being cheap like some people i know.
i think you are the best blogger of all.
love
emily
baino, kj says you and i would get along very well. do you like rabbits? do you mind talking to me even if someone makes fun of you?
ReplyDeletekj says you are a special woman. i don't understand why. do you share your jellybeans?
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
yours truly,
ms. emily v.v.rabbit
Oeps sorry Emily I added your name! Thanks for showing me the right way!
ReplyDeleteSure we are best friends!
Oh dear. I guess Jennifer didn't know it all, did she.
ReplyDeleteWhy are you hiding, dear Emily?
Emily... you rock! really loved your story and its moral...
ReplyDeletefabulous!
think kj should give you that $5 bill... 31 comments is great!
hey the word verification changed into "walat" which is very similar to wallet... think this can be a sign that kj is taking out that bill...
ReplyDelete:D
this time the word verification is not something sensible... i just decided to cheat and add another comment here for you...
ReplyDelete:D
love
to everyone: if marianne asks you if you want to play with her, you should say yes because she is very nice.
ReplyDeletems. bella, if you tell me when was the last time you hid and why, i will tell you. but no lying! (unless you have to) :)
human being
human being
human being
what do you know about rabbits? do you think rabbits like crows? so far you are making a very good impression on me.
sincerely with sometimes love,
emily v.v.