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1. Choose at least five questions that for one reason or another call to you.
2. You can answer more than five questions if you want.
3. You can answer ALL the questions. Please figure out some way to copy/paste or whatever so we know what answer goes with what question.
4. You can make up your own questions.
5. You can answer anonymously if you prefer.
6. Leave your answers here in my blog, and feel free to also link them to your blog if you'd like.
7. Feel free to post this survey on your blog and invite others to respond.
8. Why not be honest? Let's face it: we want to know.
9. But please, refrain from gross, explicit or offensive language. Since I'm really an emerging babe-prude, I will do my best to delete anything that makes me or anyone else uncomfortable.
10. You can change the rules however you'd like.
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This survey will run for approximately 36 hours. It is hardly scientific (smile) and I cannot guarantee results. You may notice I couldn't bring myself to ask about positions and techniques. I just couldn't, so please respect that. However, you can probably expect some pretty cool information: the friends, visitors and commenters here are unique, fascinating, damn bright, and I'm guessing happily and/or secretly passionate. So here's hoping for some interesting facts, feelings, and tid-bits.
This survey will run for approximately 36 hours. It is hardly scientific (smile) and I cannot guarantee results. You may notice I couldn't bring myself to ask about positions and techniques. I just couldn't, so please respect that. However, you can probably expect some pretty cool information: the friends, visitors and commenters here are unique, fascinating, damn bright, and I'm guessing happily and/or secretly passionate. So here's hoping for some interesting facts, feelings, and tid-bits.
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Oh, by the way, I 've highlighted the top five questions I most want to know. Include them or not, but if there's a star (*) beside the question, I for one am extra curious.
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Here goes:
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1. Do you like to be rough or sensual?:
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2. Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both? (The key word here is 'prefer').
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3. How often do you like to have sex?
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4. Is sex a top priority for you?
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5. How do you feel about one night stands?
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6. How many one night stands have you had?
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7. * Where's your favorite place to have sex?
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8. How long do you usually foreplay?
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9. Do you like kissing during sex?
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10. Are you loud or quiet?
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11. Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quiet?
12. How old were you the first time you had intercourse?
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13. * How many sexual partners have you had?
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14. * When and where was your best sex ever?
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15. What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?
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16. During sex, what are you thinking about?
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17. Do you ever worry if you are pleasing your partner?
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18. * Could you live without sex?
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19. Do you often find sex boring?
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20. How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?
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21. Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?
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22. Have you ever been caught in the act? If so, by whom?
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23. What excites you the most?
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24. Do you ever have sex in the shower?
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25. What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
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26. What was the biggest age difference with a partner?
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27. Do you feel you are a good lover/partner in bed?
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28. Are you still going to have sex when your 70?
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29. What was your most embarrassing sexual moments?
30. Have you ever slept with someone out of pity?
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31. Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?
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32. * If you could sleep with ANYONE, who would it be?
A reminder: answer however you want. If you can avoid using just numbers so we don't have to go back and forth to understand your answer, that would be best. But whatever works for you is fine.
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I am very curious to see how many people complete this survey.....remember, you can be anonymous. And if you're not anonymous, I'm smiling already....
Wow! Really interesting but I don't have any experience in this yet....He..He..
ReplyDeleteHere goes, now remember I am quite the prude too.
ReplyDeleteI totally am not when I am in the moment, but after I'm like 'don't talk about it.' Oh well, for you kj.
1. Sensual.
2. Opposite.
3. Now, never. Before cancer a few times a week.
4. No sex is not a top priority, saving my life is. I PREFER NOT TO SEE HEAVEN AT THE PRESENT TIME.
5. One night stands, that is a tough one. I think if both people are fine with it and are not emotionally invested somehow and it works for them, then it is fine. I have never had one nor would I want one.
6. None.
7. In bed (yawn).
8. I would say 20 minutes. (Is that a little or average?)
9. Yes I like kissing.
10. Both loud and quiet, but mostly quiet, always kids in the house.
11. Definitely quiet, if Wahid was totally loud I would be so turned off and say 'could you keep it down,' and then he might, and then where would we be.
12. 18.
13. One partner (and I don't want to be mocked on this one. It is only because I was married young.)
14. Best sex ever, geez louise, I have to think? Seriously it is always good. Okay, I'm still thinking. Probably in a bed. I'm realizing what a bore I am.
15. I don't even get what you mean here. I am always just into it. Into us. I don't fantasize about anything.
16. I'm not thinking. I'm just in the moment and doing.
17. No not really. I just assume he is always pleased. I am super selfish obviously.
18. Yes, I could live without sex now. I don't know if I could have before.
19. No, I don't find it boring. Not at all.
20. 30 to 45 minutes.
21. No company.
22. Yes, in Jacquie's pool and her mother in law came around the corner, I don't think she saw, because I was like 'Hi Lil, how are you? She is good and sits down and we extract ourselves.' har har
23. I don't really know.
24. Yes definitely shower sex.
25. Not weird but in my parents laudry room.
26. 4 years.
27. I don't know, I am super selfish and am into it until I'm not, so probably not.
28. If I turn 70 I will definitely have sex.
29. None.
30. Never slept with someone out of pity; and then what have to feel sorry for myself for having sex with someone I felt sorry for. No way.
31. My husband.
32. I have no fantasies about sleeping with anyone and I don't remember ever having any.
I know kj. I am such a bore.
Love you.
Renee xoxoxo
let me surprise you with some facts about me...
ReplyDeletei got married when i was nearly 30 and my first sex was then... with my husband... and he's been the only one since then... i'm 44...
sometimes the intensity of emotions is really felt in the body... and one feels the need but most of the time i can live without it...
that energy can be released through creativity... or some humanitarian causes...
i've always had some really ecstatic feelings while writing or reading creatively since my 20's... just when a new concept or image is revealed to me...
when i got married i found these emotional excitements very close to orgasms!!!
sex for me is a stage coming after affinity between the souls... even during my marriage, there have been long periods that i've avoided my husband just because we were not on the same plane of mind or emotions (like now!!)... i feel that he is angry with me for this but i cannot help it... i feel i will be a liar if i do it when i don't feel like it... see what i mean?
this eccentricity is not because of my culture... maybe just some percents... it is only an idiosyncrasy...
:)
can you believe that i have never talked about these things to anyone? i forced myself to write these for you... because i felt you are so honest and rational in your research...
oh... i know i will be labled one with a disease in your society... even in my own country i feel that i'm regarded strange as i'm not much into the things women like... but i feel i'm okay...
:)
since childhood my mind and thoughts have always ruled over my body...
sorry i cannot go into the details of some of the questions... i told you, this is my first time talking so openly!
in general i am a normal human being... and yes the other person matters to me... i don't think just about myself when doing it...
what do you think of me now?
this is life... every now and then you meet a strange creature...
:D
Sex? I vaguely remember that! LOL.
ReplyDelete1. Do you like to be rough or sensual?:
ReplyDeletei like slow and sweet, deep and passionate. i love buildups. don't come on too strong with me please.
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2. Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both? (The key word here is 'prefer').
same sex (a committed relationship for the last 25 years), but if i weren't committed, i'm open to men too
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3. How often do you like to have sex?
the work "like" leads me to say 5 times a week. but please know i am capable of magical thinking. :)
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4. Is sex a top priority for you?
yes, more so as i get older. for me i think it is both a physical and a spiritual release.
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5. How do you feel about one night stands?
i've only had one, years and years ago, with a good guy i met in a bar. it was lovely. i would worry about becoming emotionally involved.
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6. How many one night stands have you had?
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see above
7. * Where's your favorite place to have sex?
in bed in total darkness.
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8. How long do you usually foreplay?
blush.....20 minutes? 10 minutes?
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9. Do you like kissing during sex?
absolutely. i love that, the more passionate the better.
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10. Are you loud or quiet?
muffed cries and exclamations... :)
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11. Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quiet?
quiet.
12. How old were you the first time you had intercourse?
15, and it was so quick it almost doesn't qualify. so the true answer is closer to 16.
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13. * How many sexual partners have you had?
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oh jeez. this is where i need to be anonymous. i cannot say this publicly. well, let me put it this way:less than 14.
14. * When and where was your best sex ever?
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in an apartment, on a couch, then on a bed, the first time i fell in love with another woman...
15. What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?
nope, i can't reveal this.
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16. During sex, what are you thinking about?
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hahaha, what a funny question. I am thinking the earth is going to move.
17. Do you ever worry if you are pleasing your partner?
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yes, that's important to me. mostly i know but sometimes i don't.
18. * Could you live without sex?
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yes. but i don't want to.
19. Do you often find sex boring?
i did at one time, long ago.
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20. How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?
i would love 30-60 minutes of gentle rising passion....
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21. Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?
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never!
22. Have you ever been caught in the act? If so, by whom?
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you can't have children and not get 'caught' one time or another.. at least that's my experience. you learn to 'pull it together' really fast!
23. What excites you the most?
deep kissing...that's all i'll say.
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24. Do you ever have sex in the shower?
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definitely, but it;s never been my favorite.
25. What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
fireplace mantle....
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26. What was the biggest age difference with a partner?
when i was 30 something i dated a 22 year old guy. my daughter was 2 and i was separated from her father. he fell in love with me and i felt really badly--like i had led him on. he was a california guy with blond hair and a beautiful innocent face. i can't remember his name but i still think of him sometimes..
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27. Do you feel you are a good lover/partner in bed?
i do. that's one area i feel competent and loving in.
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28. Are you still going to have sex when your 70?
absofuckinglutely.
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29. What was your most embarrassing sexual moments?
no comment
30. Have you ever slept with someone out of pity?
yes. i don't recommend it but sometimes it's a loving thing to do.
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31. Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?
oh yes. and i can remember a 'could have been' that my heart still holds onto.
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32. * If you could sleep with ANYONE, who would it be?
i have a few favorites these days: they are all movie types, 2 women and one guy. what does it mean that i can't recall who they are as i write this? then, when i see them on tv, i say, ohmanohman....
most sincerely,
ms. kj
ps to all who participate. thanks. the truth is i think sex and lovemaking is a wonderful and life affirming union between loving souls and/or with oneself. i always want to treat it that way. xoxoxo
ReplyDeletehuman being, i am generally not going to comment on people's responses while the survey is in process but i have to answer your question about what i think of you:
ReplyDeletei think you speak as most women truly feel. we seek connections and unions that are beyond the physical, and we find it painful to give of ourselves if we cannot be genuine and congruent in the giving. i admire you.
i recently learned that the sex and creativity are within the same chakras. that feels so totally right and true for me. i've found that as i welcome my creativity, my sexual awareness and desire comes too. i think the creativity i find in our blogs has cracked me wide open actually.
thank you so much hb for participating. i love you.
kj
.You just knew i would answer this, didn't you?
ReplyDelete1. Do you like to be rough or sensual?:
sensual
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2. Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both? (The key word here is 'prefer').
opposite
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3. How often do you like to have sex?
did used to four times a week
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4. Is sex a top priority for you?
not any more
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5. How do you feel about one night stands?
fine when i was divorced
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6. How many one night stands have you had?
many
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7. * Where's your favorite place to have sex?
bed
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8. How long do you usually foreplay?
depends on the partner
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9. Do you like kissing during sex?
very very much
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10. Are you loud or quiet?
both
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11. Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quiet?
both
12. How old were you the first time you had intercourse?
19
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13. * How many sexual partners have you had?
many
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14. * When and where was your best sex ever?
in a swimming pool
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15. What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?
don't have one
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16. During sex, what are you thinking about?
the moment
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17. Do you ever worry if you are pleasing your partner?
used to
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18. * Could you live without sex?
do now, so i can.
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19. Do you often find sex boring?
sometimes used to
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20. How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?
depends on the partner
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21. Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?
never
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22. Have you ever been caught in the act? If so, by whom?
by my kids
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23. What excites you the most?
meeting of minds
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24. Do you ever have sex in the shower?
yes did
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25. What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
haven't
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26. What was the biggest age difference with a partner?
.20 years, too much
27. Do you feel you are a good lover/partner in bed?
yes i was
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28. Are you still going to have sex when your 70?
doesn't seem like it.
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29. What was your most embarrassing sexual moments?
don't know
30. Have you ever slept with someone out of pity?
no
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31. Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?
yes, none of my three husbands!
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32. * If you could sleep with ANYONE, who would it be?
some days i think 'anyone'...other days i think 'no one'!!
Soulbrush -- none of my 3 husbands. har har har
ReplyDeletekj -- I am laughing at you because you are such a romantic.
kj -- 5 times a week. Yikes, I would shoot myself.
Love Renee xoxoxo
I am diving deeply into anonymous here!
ReplyDeleteI don't enjoy giving or receiving pain, but rough can be exciting at times, just as sensual is.
I always considered myself bi-sexual up until I had my children. Once my biological clock had been satisfied, I was surprised to find myself exclusively attracted to women, but only of a certain type.
Ha! This is a tough one to answer. I have both a husband and a girlfriend (both are fully aware of each other). My gf lives in another country, so we can only spend a couple of weeks together three or four times a year. My husband would like sex twice daily, we usually compromise and have it twice a week (wink). With my gf? It is unfair to compare, by nature of our separations, every time we meet is a continuous honeymoon.
Oddly enough, sex is optional - it's romance I can't live without. (But it is damn fine to combine both.)
I am too old for one night stands. In my youth I enjoyed many's a one, with few regrets. I have never kept count of how many lovers I've had, I was usually exclusively in a relationship with whoever it was with at the time, (tho' certainly not always).
The best sex EVER?? Can't I thin it down my top ten (giggle)? I have many fond memories, because I am no longer in love with someone, it doesn't negate the emotions I felt back in that time and place. Each time with my gf is earthshatteringly wonderful, deeply emotional, earsplittingly funny, and utterly amazing.
I don't have a favourite sexual fantasy, we are still having fun acting out each and every one of all of ours.
With my husband, I tend to fantasise during sex. With my gf I am usually focused entirely on her.
No, I don't worry about pleasing my partner, I enjoy giving pleasure.
I can and have sometimes found sex boring, it depends upon the partner, what has gone on in the day, and the mood at the time.
Yes, I have been caught in the act with my husband, mainly by our kids. When my eldest was seven he went and told his mates, one told his mother (my good friend) who then told me - I had NO idea he had spied on us! Mortifying.
I have never had, nor wanted to have sex with more than one partner at a time. I know this might sound a bit strange coming from me, but I believe getting naked with someone deserves giving that person your total attention, respect and trust - the thought of adding an extra body into the mix leaves me cold.
I love to kiss, but not always. I can take ten minutes to all night to make love.
Yes, I make love in the shower. I guess bed is the comfiest, and therefore the most common place for me to make love in, but there isn't really have a favourite place as such, if the mood is right then virtually any place is great!
I have given a few mercy-fucks in my time, not so much now I am older and less easy to fall for the pity lines (rolling eyes).
I intend to still have sex until I am a hundred at the very least - with or without a partner.
This was fun, thanks for making me smile!
Well, like told you I can't take the survey, as I am a virgin.
ReplyDeleteBut I may mean vegan.
I'd better go look that up and get back to you,,,,
LOL@SB's #31
Interesting post.
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ReplyDelete1. I think you can be both. Sensual can turn a bit rough (in a good way.)
2.I have always been with the opposite sex so I can't really be fair with this question. But I do love a certain type of man.
3. We're kind of going into ancient history here, sadly! But twice a week would be nice at this point in my life.
4. Not any more, but romance is. There are many ways to be sensual and loving without having sex.
5. Oh man, I hate to say how many I've had! I think I was just looking for love and wound up having lousy sex instead. Once in a while I'd hit the jackpot though ;)
6. Are you hard of hearing??
7. Comfort matters, and ambience~candlelight and pretty bedding.
8. I used to know what that meant. Wait, I'll go into my archives!
Actually, the buildup is sometimes the best part.
9. Funny, not now that I'm married. I used to love that though. Hmm, I wonder why.
10. I could scream with the best of them once in a while! It depended on the guy. My ex-husband had me reaching octaves I never heard before. Too bad he was such an a-hole!
11. Depends. My ex(again!) and I used to get into role playing now and then. I never did that with anyone else. Otherwise I prefer they keep quiet so I don't lose the moment ;)
12. 16 I believe. Heavy petting at 14.
I had no parental guidance :P
13. Too many and I'm not proud of it. See above, one night stands and all.
14. I'm pretty sure it was on the kitchen table with my current husband. I don't think we were married yet. I think my heel marks are still on the cabinets! ;)
15. I could never say. It's that private...sorry!
16. Not having sex!! No really, I'm kidding. I almost always fantasize. I'm fickle that way and I have a wild imagination!
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17. No. I've never had complaints except for not 'doing it enough.'
18. I have here and there. I couldn't live without love though.
19.Oh man, I've had some snoozers as partners!! And things did get boring (routine) in my marriages now and then. I imagine that's common.I'm too exhausted to come up with new and exotic stuff.
20.That greatly depends. I used to think 'quickies' were quite exciting.
21.No, but my ex was a sex maniac and I almost 'went there.'
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22.My ex and I were on our honeymoon and we stopped on a trail in the woods and leaned against one of the signs on the path! An old guy came along and was quite startled, blushing. I smoothed my skirt and went along my way with alpologies.
That was a great nature walk spoiled!
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23. Still being in love with the same person for so long and being loved back.
24. Not anymore...we both can't fit in there together!
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25. See #14 and #22
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26. I was 25 and he was 17. Actually I had two 17 year olds when I was 25! I looked quite young. Wow, those boys...who knew??
.I've heard I was ;)
28. Let's just get me to 70 and see what happens.
29. Forgetting someone's name...during!
30. I don't think so. I hope that's not why they slept with me either.
31. My ex husband.
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32. My dog and cat!!
Honestly, sleep is at such a premium in my life I'd truly like to sleep alone now and then.
My answers were too long when I included your questions so I had to just send the answers only. Sorry you have to scroll!
ReplyDeleteAnd I can't believe I did this!!
Oh God. Can't help myself, it's a questionnaire for Christ's sakes . .I am compulsed but it's been a long time so my answers might be skewed by my failing memory!
ReplyDelete1. Do you like to be rough or sensual?:
.Sensual
2. Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both? (The key word here is 'prefer').
.Opposite, definitely.
3. How often do you like to have sex?
.As the mood takes me . .could be once a month, could be once or even twice a day, particularly if on holidays
4. Is sex a top priority for you?
.Nope
5. How do you feel about one night stands?
.Appropriate sometimes
6. How many one night stands have you had?
.2
7. * Where's your favorite place to have sex?
.On the couch of supreme comfort. I have the most comfortable long couch in the world, no the universe!
8. How long do you usually foreplay?
.10 - 20 minutes depends how you define foreplay. It isn't necessarily touchy feely to start with.
9. Do you like kissing during sex?
.Oh yeah
10. Are you loud or quiet?
.Medium
11. Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quiet?
Medium . .never had a loud partner but might be a bit offputting 'Yeah baby, oh yeah baby . . '
12. How old were you the first time you had intercourse?
.18
13. * How many sexual partners have you had?
.6
14. * When and where was your best sex ever?
.On the top of Mt Taupu in on Raitoa in Tahiti
15. What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?
.You know, I honestly don't have one . . having sex might be nice!
16. During sex, what are you thinking about?
.Having sex
17. Do you ever worry if you are pleasing your partner?
.Of course, not worry but focus on it
18. * Could you live without sex?
.Erm this is me you're talking to!
19. Do you often find sex boring?
.Nope
20. How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?
.Half an hour unless much alcohol has been imbibed and it can be much longer. Again, sex isn't necessarily just about intercourse
21. Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?
.Good God no . .one's quite enough.
22. Have you ever been caught in the act? If so, by whom?
.Shit yeah . .my sister when she was little. "What are you doing? .I'm so telling . ." Little biatch she still talks about it . . .until I bring up that I found her and Colin in the wardrobe!
23. What excites you the most?
.When he doesn't fall asleep afterwards
24. Do you ever have sex in the shower?
.Have done once or twice but not easy in a small shower cubicle
25. What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
.On a bushwalking trail in the Blue Mountains, in a little cave whilst others walked past . . scarily exhilarating
26. What was the biggest age difference with a partner?
.5 years
27. Do you feel you are a good lover/partner in bed?
.Can't remember ..he liked it so I guess so!
28. Are you still going to have sex when your 70?
.I'd like to but don't fancy my chances. I'm not into old men.
29. What was your most embarrassing sexual moments?
Farting
30. Have you ever slept with someone out of pity?
.Nope
31. Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?
.Oh yeah! Definintely my husband. He was very adventurous.
32. * If you could sleep with ANYONE, who would it be?
. . .no names. Lets just say if I had a fountain of eternal youth, I'd be splashing in it most nights! Now that's a total fantasy mind! Nothing more, nothing less!
I noticed my number 27 got cut off but the answer is there. Who cares!
ReplyDeleteBaino...ROFLMAO...farting!!
SB...none of my 3 husbands!!!
Anonymous...wow, your husband knows about her. How 2009!
I love your honesty.
So funny KJ. And I told you not to do this!
Word veri=groces
xoxo
I'm going to have to come back for this as it is going to take a little more time than I have right now.
ReplyDeleteI admire what everyone is sharing here.
best wishes to you all
Ribbon xx
PS I've never really been comfortable discussing my sex life
:-)
0. Are you actively having sex?
ReplyDeleteNo. Celibate for many years. YIKES!
1. Do you like to be rough or sensual?
They are both tactile feelings... rug burn is okay.
2. Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both? (The key word here is 'prefer').
Same sex.
3. How often do you like to have sex?
Not as often as I'd like.
4. Is sex a top priority for you?
No, but I like being on top sometimes.
5. How do you feel about one night stands?
I prefer to lie down... floating would be nice. Seriously, I don't like them. I wouldn't have sex just to have sex.
6. How many one night stands have you had?
None and I've never been stood up.
7. Where's your favorite place to have sex?
In a big bed with rubber sheets. Outside in a body of water would be a thrill.
8. How long do you usually foreplay?
As long as it takes. Flirting can lead to foreplay (giggle) and eating... ice cream, vanilla.
9. Do you like kissing during sex?
Yesssssss.
10. Are you loud or quiet?
Depends where we are and the mood.
11. Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quiet?
Volume-wise it depends on place and mood. - I dislike a constant talker.
12. How old were you the first time you had intercourse?
Age 21 with a contraceptive device.
13. How many sexual partners have you had?
1 man... 10 women over 15 years... quantity but not quality.
14. When and where was your best sex ever?
Hasn't happened yet. I was never with anyone long enough to feel comfortable to really let go.
15. What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?
um... My book of fantasy stories is too long to type in here. Plus I would need permission from my co-author.
16. During sex, what are you thinking about?
After foreplay, in the moment I try not to think.
17. Do you ever worry if you are pleasing your partner?
Yes, in the past. I have no partner now, but I think I would be more open to talking afterwards.
18. Could you live without sex?
Physically, yes. Mentally, no.
19. Do you often find sex boring?
Often? No.
20. How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?
Episode? Like an episode of Star Trek on the holodeck? That would be awesome.
21. Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?
Threesome some, sorta.
23. What excites you the most?
Role play and surprises... also toys!
24. Do you ever have sex in the shower?
Yes. Flexible shower heads are a wonderful invention.
25. What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
In the loft of a cabin in the woods filled with sleeping women bikers. Oops, guess I did have a one night stand.
26. What was the biggest age difference with a partner?
Five years, me older.
27. Do you feel you are a good lover/partner in bed?
I think I could be, now that I'm older, wiser and more open.
29. What was your most embarrassing sexual moments?
I was embarrassed to tell a lover that I didn't care for her baby-talk during sex. (shiver)
31. Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?
A Brazilian bi-woman. eek!
32. If you could sleep with ANYONE, who would it be?
One night stand sex: hilarious Jane Lynch... no... sweaty Lt. Ripley... no... sexy and fit Jamie Lee Curtis... no... Johnny Depp, but only if he really is an ftm.
Sleep with: The soft, cuddly, femme-y pink elephant from the Banana Splits.
(((Blush))) Well, Im a Virgo, so Im far to bashful (outside of the bedroom) to talk about it
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But I will say, good on you KJ! Very new millenium of you.
1. Do you like to be rough or sensual?:
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2. Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both? (The key word here is 'prefer').
Prefer females
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3. How often do you like to have sex?
Not as often as I once did
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4. Is sex a top priority for you?
nope
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5. How do you feel about one night stands?
Dangerous in this time of rampant STD’s and shit that will kill you
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6. How many one night stands have you had?
A few
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7. * Where's your favorite place to have sex?
In the mind; where the best sex occurs
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8. How long do you usually foreplay?
Days and days
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9. Do you like kissing during sex?
Depends on where they are placed
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10. Are you loud or quiet?
Quiet
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11. Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quiet?
Whatever is normal for them
12. How old were you the first time you had intercourse?
18
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13. * How many sexual partners have you had?
20+
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14. * When and where was your best sex ever?
1975 in a bedroom
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15. What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?
No need to indulge in fantasy
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16. During sex, what are you thinking about?
Bringing my partner to orgasm
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17. Do you ever worry if you are pleasing your partner?
Not in about thirty years
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18. * Could you live without sex?
Yes
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19. Do you often find sex boring?
No
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20. How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?
Days and Days
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21. Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?
Yes
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22. Have you ever been caught in the act? If so, by whom?
Nope
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23. What excites you the most?
The prelude
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24. Do you ever have sex in the shower?
To old for that shit now
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25. What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
In the front of a girlfriends apartment on the lawn under a full moon
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26. What was the biggest age difference with a partner?
Couple of years
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27. Do you feel you are a good lover/partner in bed?
Adequate to the task at hand
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28. Are you still going to have sex when your 70?
*shrug* ask me when I’m 71
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29. What was your most embarrassing sexual moments?
I personally have never been embarrassed during any sexual moment
30. Have you ever slept with someone out of pity?
Nope
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31. Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?
Yep
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32. * If you could sleep with ANYONE, who would it be?
My old lady. No shit…my old lady looks better and better as we age
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ReplyDeleteHello to KJ!
ReplyDeletefrom KJ.
i have so enjoyed reading all the posts here. anonymous who sees her gf a few times a year- wow i am so envious, i always wanted to have someone i could get away to a few times a year, but not necessarily be married to....
ReplyDeleteHere you go KJ:
ReplyDelete* How many sexual partners have you had? 10
* Could you live without sex? Yes! I am and doing very well.
* If you could sleep with ANYONE, who would it be? Do I have to choose just one?! Okay, Johnny Depp, but if he is not available, Robert Downey Junior will do just fine, I have many back ups if he is busy :-).
*Do you feel you are a good lover/partner in bed? I am wonderful!
*Have you ever slept with someone out of pity? yes, once, and I do not recommend it!
*What was the biggest age difference with a partner? 16 years younger than me.
1. Do you like to be rough or sensual? this question is so silly. Of course I like to be rough. How can anyone have fun if you are sensing something usual?
ReplyDelete2. Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both? (The key word here is 'prefer')I like to play my friends. Some are ducks and some are rabbits or squirrels. I also have two friends who are people and one best friend named Marianne. We never think of ourselves as opposite
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3. How often do you like to have sex? WHAAATTTT? I am only eight or ten. It is not fair to ask little me this question.
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4. Is sex a top priority for you? WHAAATT? No, it is a bottom nothing, but since I am a rabbit, when I am older I think that will be different.
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5. How do you feel about one night stands? Standing all night? Why would I?
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6. How many one night stands have you had? One night I stood on one foot for 8 hours. It was for the Stand-on-one-Foot contest and I came in 3rd
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7. * Where's your favorite place to have sex? WHAAAATTT? I am just going to guess and say in the cellar under the garden furniture.
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8. How long do you usually foreplay?
Fore play? Is this something about golf? Anyway, I’ve never played more than six hours at one time. But once it was so much fun it took my breath away after one hour.
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9. Do you like kissing during sex? WHAAAATT? Yuk and double yuk.
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10. Are you loud or quiet? HAHAHAHA, I am loud and lively and lubricous. I heard that last word in line at the grocery store.
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11. Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quiet? My best friend Marianne is quiet and I like that very much because she lets me have all the attention and that is very nice of her.
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12. How old were you the first time you had intercourse?
Inter Course?.What is that? Do you mean of course? Or off course?
13. * How many sexual partners have you had?
WHAAAT? None for me but I asked my uncle Russell and he said 123.
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14. * When and where was your best sex ever?
WHAAAATT?
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15. What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?
WHHHAAAAATTTT?
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Sincerely,
Emily V. V. Rabbit
Part 2 from E. R.
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I wouldn’t know, but I would probably be imagining lying on my back with my legs crossed in the air and being fed carrots and jelly beans one by one, very slowly…
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17. Do you ever worry if you are pleasing your partner?
Never! Why would I care about that if no one complains?!
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18. * Could you live without sex? Of course! I don’t even know what it is. My uncle Russell says it is too soon to tell.
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19. Do you often find sex boring? Totally.
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20. How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?
I have no idea about this question, so I’m just going to guess: 2 days.
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21. Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?
Once I had three Boston Crème donuts and once I ate 4 pounds of jellybeans over 90 minutes. I might have eaten five cookies too.
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22. Have you ever been caught in the act? If so, by whom?
I was recently caught stealing lettuce and seven radishes. I pretended my family would kill me so I got sympathy and hopped on home.
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23. What excites you the most? Crying, whining, kicking, screaming, sniffing, licking, snuggling and showing off.
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24. Do you ever have sex in the shower?
WHAAAAT? This is a very bad question.
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25. What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
This is bad too.
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26. What was the biggest age difference with a partner?
26 days, I think. But that’s all I know. It’s another stupid question, really.
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27. Do you feel you are a good lover/partner in bed?
WHAATT? I don’t even understand this. But if I did I think I would be good at it, definitely not bad.
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28. Are you still going to have sex when your 70?
Yuk. Yuk. Another bad question.
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29. What was your most embarrassing sexual moments? D
oes this mean like when I sold my multi colored rabbit pellets and the person started chewing them right in front of me before I could hop away and then he gagged and threw up?
30. Have you ever slept with someone out of pity?
Yes, my cousin Marmalade. She cried and kicked until I told her she could sleep with me and then she kicked me all night had when she had bad dreams she pulled my ears.
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31. Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?
I asked my uncle Russell said a turtle he met at the river in 1999.
32. * If you could sleep with ANYONE, who would it be?
I would want to sleep with Stella but just for one night because even though I want to I don’t think it would be accepted for a rabbit and a dog to sleep together every night, and besides I would want to be on my own a lot of the time.
Sincerely yours,
Emily V. V. Rabbit
1. rough
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3. whenever I feel likei t
4. no, love is a top priority
5. one night stands are OK for those who enjoy that
6. 0
7. wherever I like to
8. I have no idea, I don’t use a stopwatch and the length of foreplay varies
9. nor really
10. quiet
11. some noise can add to the fun
12. I think I was 20
13. That is a difficult question. Depends on what you mean with “sexual partners”.
14. This will sound pretty stupid, but I don’t really know, I’ve had so much good sex.
15. This will sound pretty terrible, but I don’t know really. Waking up next to Scarlet Johansson would come pretty close.
16. Thinking. You must be joking.
17. All the time.
18. Ah, difficult question. I would say “no”, but then does masturbation count as sex?
19. No way.
20. Please, as I said before, I don’t use a stopwatch. How long does it last? That depends on how much time we have. When my partner says ‘I only have 10 minutes’, that is better than nothing.
21. Nope.
22. Yes, my young son.
23. My partner. Oral sex can be pretty pleasing.
24. Ah, of course, in the bath as well.
25. Not very exciting, I’m afraid: in our garden.
26. Not very much, 2 years, I guess.
27. I do my best, and I haven’t had many complaints.
28. I sure as hell hope so, when I’m 80 as well.
29. Cannot think of one really. I don’t embarrass too easily
30. Hmm, difficult question, I prefer not to answer.
31. Of course.
32. I mentioned Scarlet Johansson before, didn’t I. But then she is just the first good looking superstar that came to mind. Julia Roberts would be OK as well. But to be perfectly honest: good sex has absolutely nothing to do with how good your partner looks. I’m perfectly happy having sex with my wife.
I hope this makes you smile, but I fear that my answers are pretty “ordinary”. But they are honest.
Can't wait for the second annual survey. (chuckle)
ReplyDeleteLittle eyes, little ears. sssh! (finger over lips) What is emily doing in here?
Hi... I've returned, but not to play. Just wanted to let you know that I've decided to stick with the mystery of it all.
ReplyDeletebest wishes always
Ribbon :-)
Okay - I'll do answer the stars!
ReplyDelete* Where's your favorite place to have sex? On the beach.
* How many sexual partners have you had? Not many
* When and where was your best sex ever? On our honeymoon. In a lifeboat. And beside the..., and here....., and right over there....., and on the....
* Could you live without sex? Probably, but I'd rather not.
* If you could sleep with ANYONE, who would it be? Ewan McGregor...and maybe Jeremy Irons
I missed the deadline!!
ReplyDeleteto everyone who participated in this interesting 'sharing' experience: thank you.
ReplyDeleteto everyone who followed along: thank you.
to everyone who kept their mysteries to themselves: thank you.
and to the hands-on funniest and most charming response: thank you soulbrush!
I admire all the honest answers and I feel if I don't participate I will be just a leecher.
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1. Do you like to be rough or sensual?:
both can be fun
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2. Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both? (The key word here is 'prefer').
At this moment I am married to a man and I promised to be faithful.....but I can imagine myself with both
3. How often do you like to have sex?
As much as I have now, which is very little
4. Is sex a top priority for you?
no
5. How do you feel about one night stands?
I should have tried that when I had the chance
6. How many one night stands have you had?
none
7. * Where's your favorite place to have sex?
in a bed
8. How long do you usually foreplay?
All these questions I should answer in the past tense
9. Do you like kissing during sex?
I did
10. Are you loud or quiet?
In between
11. Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quiet?
Not too loud please
12. How old were you the first time you had intercourse?
21
13. * How many sexual partners have you had?
2, but if hanky panky counts a lot more
14. * When and where was your best sex ever?
It wil be in the future
15. What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?
oeps, hard to choose, I have a few favorite
16. During sex, what are you thinking about?
About a lot of things which don't matter at that moment
17. Do you ever worry if you are pleasing your partner?
no
18. * Could you live without sex?
Yes, the proof is here already
19. Do you often find sex boring?
Sometimes
20. How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?
Not so long anymore
21. Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?
yes
22. Have you ever been caught in the act? If so, by whom?
no not yet
23. What excites you the most?
24. Do you ever have sex in the shower?
yes, that's a classic, but not a convinient one
25. What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
In our garden
26. What was the biggest age difference with a partner?
12 years
27. Do you feel you are a good lover/partner in bed?
Not at this moment
28. Are you still going to have sex when your 70?
Who knows
29. What was your most embarrassing sexual moments?
When my boyfriend fell asleep during ........
30. Have you ever slept with someone out of pity?
No, never will I think
31. Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?
So far my husband
32. * If you could sleep with ANYONE, who would it be?
I could name a few like Keanu Reeves or Robert de Niro, but they are probably not interested in me.
Besides the idea of holding in my tummy makes me tired already....
My gosh what a boring type I am!
I need to spice up things I guess, after reading my own answers.
My sex life is really boooowwwwring. :) No man in my life, no more hormones.... So nothing happens. :) But I would have sex in the minute with Richard Dean Anderson.... hehhehehe..... well... maby a little hormones left...
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