Animal Wednesday: The Poet Emily

I stole this picture

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Hello every one, it's me Emily. Did you think I was really in jail? Well, I kind of was but only for an hour because the local Board of Health said that rabbits are not allowed to be placed in jail with people so they called Animal Control but Animal Control said they do not get involved with animals who commit crimes unless it is because of destruction of property or barking too loud or growling at or biting little children and joggers and I didn't do any of that so they had to release me.
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Plus I was innocent.

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And it's a good thing because kj said she wouldn't put up my bail this time and Babs and Mr. Babs invited me to Oklahoma so I went there by bus, train, car, wheel barrel, wagon and go cart until I got to the Oklahoma City Go Cart and Bus Terminal and Babs picked me up and Mr. Babs made me a carrot salad for me which was very nice even though he forgot to include the raspberry dressing.

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Now I am at Cape Coddy with kj and Stella and I spent the day bobbing in the ocean with Muck, Truck and Fuck duck, who you may remember are my friends here, along with Gregory Squirrel who I will sneak out to meet later tonight we climb trees while he looks for nuts and I look for radishes and jellybeans.

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Last night I went to the birthday party of Thaddeus Rabbit, who is a well known poet. Here is a picture of him. Can you tell he is alittle odd? He writes poems about trees and mountains and gardens and streams. Very very boring. But you can see that he had a good time at his party. I don't know what happened to his ears and I almost asked him but I didn't.

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Since he is a poet, I decided to write my own poems instead. I am noticing that people don't know what to do when someone hurts their feelings or is mean to them so I am giving some rare lyrical free advice:

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# 1
Don't be mean

You lima bean!

If you aren't nice

I'm throwing ice

at your head

so you better tread

and be sweet instead

I could could even throw

wet spaghetti too.

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# 2

If you start boasting

You won't be coasting

because I'll start toasting

and your a__ will be roasting!

(it could be a___: ankle)

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#3

go away you pickle!

you're not worth a nickel!

not even candy

can make you dandy!

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#4

if you are hatching

to be clingy and latching

I will throw ink at you

and you will turn blue.

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I hope this is a good start.

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Don't let any one push you around.

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And don't forget you can always cry very very loud. But also kick your feet straight up in the air.

At the same time is best.
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Sincerely

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Emily V. V. Rabbit