Ms.Tabasco and Mr. Ketchup

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Ms. Tabasco was attracted to tall sleek trim men.

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She met Mr. Ketchup at a regional plate conference

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where they inexplicably noticed one another from a distance

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until they found themselves sharing the same scrambled eggs.

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Soon after Mr. Ketchup asked Ms. Tabasco to dinner.
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which extended into the night

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in Mr. Ketchup's corner of the pantry.

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To their great surprise,

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Ms. Tabasco and Mr. Ketchup

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found they were very emotionally

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and sexually compatible

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In fact, they were quite hot blooded and adventurous

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even daring and acrobatic
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Ms. Tabasco learned that sleek and trim wasn't everything.

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And Mr. Ketchup learned that he was

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lovable and agile.

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They bought new hats for the occasion,

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and Ms. Tabasco and Mr. Ketchup

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were married one June day

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on a glass tabletop

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celebrating with their families and friends,

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including an interracial salt and pepper shaker.

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Another powerful example that good love can be very blind.