Animal Wednesday: Emily Rabbit and the Christmas Ornaments

Hello, it's me, Emily. I was away last week visiting my Uncle Bunny in Cleveland but now I am back in time for Christmas. I usually like Christmas except that I am supposed to be on good behavior according to kj and that is a lot of pressure on me since being good is not the way I usually am and it takes a lot of effort I don't really have and besides most of the time I would rather get in a little trouble anyway because it is more fun to do things the way that they fit with your personality which in my case is sometimes be nice but not most of the time.

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Anyway, JB and kj put up the Christmas tree and so far the lights have stayed on, which is the first time that has happened in years and kj is tiptoeing near the tree hoping her luck will last.

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I was going to make a Holiday Card for everyone but I ran out of frozen peas so I will do it next week instead.

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So this week I am going to show you the ornaments on the Christmas Tree, and some of them are strange. For example, have you ever seen a potato ornament before? Or a scary looking Santa and a scary looking rabbit? But there are some nice ones too so I included those because why not show some of the fun things too, right?

By the way, do you remember my uncle Bunny who was Janis Joplin's friend and then he started the rabbit pellet company? Well he told me he might start a jelly bean company next. I will let you know.

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And did you hear about my cousin Roweena Rabbit? It seems she disappeared one day last week after Milo Bug left for his next vacation. So far this is a mystery but kj does not seem worried so I think she knows something I don't know yet. But I am working on it and I will let you know when I know, which I think will be soon.

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Okay, so now you can look at the ornaments if you want to. If there is a story about them I will tell you what it is:

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This is Rosie. kj cries every year when she puts this up

and then she has hot chocolate and once her tears fell

right into the cup and I laughed and she got mad at me.

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Every year kj's friend Clara gives her a few little gifts

and sometimes they are ornaments or food or earrings

and once it was a fruitcake that kj threw away as soon as Clara left.

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kj says this is Women of the World

but personally I think it is

"Put your hands up you're under arrest."

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This is Margarita Mouse and all I can say is she sleeps around.

I cannot tell you what that means because don't forget

I am just a little rabbit

but she told me this herself

so why not believe it?

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I like this.

That's all I have to say about this one.
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This just proves

that no one is safe on a Christmas tree,

especially if you are a bird.

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hahaha! kj made this wreath

a long long time ago

and she still brags about it,

even though she really shouldn't

but she doesn't know that so she does.
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Jb puts the ornaments on

after kj finishes her temper tantrums

because the lights don't work,

but she didn't this year

for the first time

because so far the lights are staying on.
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This is the goody-two-shoes on the tree.

She pretends she is an angel, can you tell?
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kj gave Jessica this ornament one Christmas

but Jessica was not into ornaments

so she left it and kj kept it

but now Jessica wants ornaments

but I don't think kj is going to give her this one back,

unless Jessica remembers it is hers

and then kj probably will have to return it, right?

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Scary Santa

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This is the potato.

I told kj she should be embarrassed

and she laughed.
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kj calls this "Christmas on the Plains"
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Scary Rabbit.

I may break it

when no one's looking.
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And some parts of the tree just look cute.
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See, wasn't this worth the $ 10 that kj is supposed to pay me for writing on her blog? By the way, thank you to everyone who has told kj that she should pay me double. Imagine if I went on strike and refused to write anything? Anyway, I hope you like these ornaments and maybe you have some of your own but I'll bet you don't have a potato.

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Oh and by the way also, I will be drawing a name to see who is going to get me to write a guest column on their blog. I didn't forget.
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Sincerely,

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Emily Rabbit

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