Animal Wednesday:Emily Answers Questions

Hello, it's me, Emily V. V. Rabbit. I have been paid $ 10 in advance to write on kj's blog today. No, I didn't get the extra money from kj. I got it from someone I don't know and don't care about who offered me $ 10 if I would model my polka dot bikini. i told kj and she said 'forget it!' but then I told her it was a 95 year old woman who used to be a teacher and lay minister who I met at the grocery store so she said, 'oh, that's different.' I didn't tell kj that I don't know what a lay minister is: I think it's someone who sleeps a lot but I am not sure.

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kj says this is not a ladylike pose, but I am a rabbit and I do not care about any of that. I am just happy I got the money and I didn't have to do much for it.
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This week my best friend Marianne listed some questions for people to answer. I don't know why she didn't include rabbits but I think she just forgot for one minute or less. Marianne's friend Soulbrush also listed the same questions except she threw one away and added a new one. So I am doing that too.

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Here are my questions and answers:
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1)What are your current obsessions? Jellybeans, money, rolling down hills, radishes, crying, temper tantrums, laughing out loud, jellybeans and money.

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2) What are you listening to? HAHAHA. I am listening to myself. Who else would I be listening to?
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3) Which item from your wardrobe do you wear most often? HAHAHA! I like my pearl necklace.
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4.) What are you reading? 'The Days Rabbits Took Over the World and Immediately Made Jellybeans The Main Currency" by Bunny B. Good.

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5.) What’s for lunch? Jellybeans, radishes, lettuce, one hard boiled egg, and m & m's.
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6) What makes you helpless with laughter? Watching kj trying to be nice when she really wants to throw a plant across the room.
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7.) What was the last thing you bought? My bikini (see above and I'm sorry if you think I don't look ladylike. It's not my fault kj doesn't know how to draw. At least my portrait by lololo shows how cute and fun I really am.)
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8) If you were a dog, which one would you be? No offense to my best friend Marianne, but this is a very stupid question. Of course I would be a Labrador Retriever. Who wouldn't? They usually get a lot of love even though they are not the sharpest tools in the toolbox. (Rabbits do not use expressions like that, but I heard someone say that about someone named President Bush and I liked the sound of it.)

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9)Sum yourself up in a sentence. I am eight or ten years old, very cute and smart, and I am more fun than most people because I cry from my stomach, throw things when I'm mad, find interesting ways to make money, and don't worry about anything smaller than a refrigerator.
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10)What's Your Best Time of the Day? This is the question I am throwing out. Why would one time be better than another if they are all good?
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10) Do rabbits care what others think of them? Absolutely not! Except my Uncle Russell, who is insecure.

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11.) What's your greatest wish? That I could play with Marianne and lololo and Mim and Soulbrush and Debra Kay and Ms. Bella and Melissa and Milady and Chewy and Bimbimbee and Ms. Baino and Renee and Mr. Sidney Citizen and Chief Kay and Mr. Walking Man and kj's dearest HB and Sonia and Annie and Kate and Julie-Ann and Babs and some others too, because I like to see what they look like, then I'd like to touch and maybe even hug them. Ans smell everyone. Smelling is very important to rabbits.

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This is the end of my questions. I am still hoping kj decides to pay me for writing this. She is cheap and stubborn about this. I don't know why since I have not missed a week yet. But I am still behaving because she bailed me out of jail.

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Sincerely,

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Your Friend Emily R.

P.S. If you want to do this, here are the rules:
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The Rules:
Answer questions on your own blog.
Replace one question.
Add one question.
Tag some people.