Pass the cake
for heaven's sake!
.
I need a donut
This very moment!
.
Please please
Where's the cheese?
Who cares for lean?
I want ice cream!
I'm ready to bite
A mocha delight!
Muffins and candy
Come in quite handy
Salads and fruit
are yuk absolute!
Look! I see licorice
inside that cute dish!
No scale for today
Instead creme brulee
Vanilla icing?
Who cares about pricing?
Portions and diets?
Don't ask me to try it!
Sweets take their toll?
I'll have two eggrolls.
So what if I'm taking
three slices of bacon?
I'd tell you to chill
If my mouth wasn't filled
Yum! Whee! Give me more
til my stomach gets sore
Unhealthy? That's right!
But what a fun night!
Happy hollidaise?
Here's brownies to praise!
.
What's that? I look ill?
I'll take a chocolate pill!!
when did i become so intellectual anyway? :)
ReplyDeleteYou crack me up always, kj! You are a delight!
ReplyDeleteLove those cupcakes! 2 please!
i think the name of this post ought to be,
ReplyDeleteyum yum yum!
oh my kj you have a magical imagination. and i love the header photo, wine and bread, yes please!
♥
Hahaha!!!
ReplyDeleteGreat poem! Even I can foloow this one ;)
♥♥♥
>M<
I'm with Lori - yum yum yummy!!!!!
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, I think I have been living this poem for the last week or so - lol!! You are too funny! xox Pam
ReplyDeleteWow what a poem..its a yummy delight!
ReplyDeleteI hope you saved a cupcake for me. fun poem.
ReplyDeletesilver, this is the best compliment i've received in months! thank you, thank you ♥
ReplyDeletelori, look who's talking about a magical imagination: my sf with the skills to back it up! ♥
marianne, yay!!!!
mim, we collectively cannot eat our way through the holidays, right? right? xo
pam, how well i understand. it's the halloween candy, isn't it? i had to buy candy i don't like in order to protect myself. how wrong is that?!
budh.aah, hello, thank you. welcome back.
suki, what could i extract from you if i offered you three cupcakes? hmmmm....... xoxox
A-ha-ha-ha! I KNOW when that cover shot was taken! ;)
ReplyDeleteA DELICIOUS poem! It is so SWEET!
(Ms. KJB, the cupcake atop the display..that's the COLOUR I am aiming to create next year!!!!)
Sending you many, many, MANY HUGS!
Love,
♥ Robin ♥
:-). Someone is on a diet.This is so fun Kj. Keep going! xoxo
ReplyDeleteGive me green beans
ReplyDeleteinstead of ice cream
and fresh broiled fish
in my candy dish
you can tell by the bulge
at times I indulge
so bring on the wine
the chips and the dips~
second thought, better not!
it'll go to my hips ;P
xo♥
tee-hee :)
Can I say I love this poem????
ReplyDeleteI LOVE THIS POEM!!!!!
Hugs~Pattee
Oh this is the perfect poem for me today, I want to eat everything in sight.
ReplyDeleteLOL!!
Love, One phat cat.
Hee! Hee! For my daughter's 18th coming up, we have not one but two cup cake towers and a giant cup cake birthday cake! Wish you could come and share some X:-)
ReplyDeleteIf you peek on facebook you will photos of my personal cake-which was really a cupcake in a solid chocolate base with a solid white chocolate shape of frosting-I ate the cupcake and nibbled on the molded chocolate but tossed it....keeping over a pound of solid chocolate around can come to no good.
ReplyDeleteChocolate pills beat bitter pills.
ReplyDeletexoxo we share the same cake display
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