Animal Wednesday: Sometimes Six Words are More Than Enough

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Hello everyone! It's me, Emily. This week I am writing about kj's novel, kind of, which she is calling 'a novel in a paragraph' even though it's not always one paragraph.
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kj is trying to write using only words that can't be left out because if they are there is no story. And she is trying not to use any words than can be left out.
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Then today on the radio I heard about these books where people and I think rabbits too wrote a memoir about their lives using only six words. This is like the Six Word Saturday that kj sometimes does.
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Anyway I thought it would be fun to do this too. Here are some examples from the books:
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Loneliness: one egg in the pan
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My life made my therapist laugh.
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You want me to do what?
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I still practice my AcademyAward speech.
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And here are some of mine:
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Get Lost! You over ripe Banana!
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You are boring so go away.
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If you are not nice, trouble.
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Sometimes trouble is worth the fun.
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Rabbits are smarter than every fish.
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Boo-hoo-boo-hoo-boo-hoo.
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Boo-hoo-hee-hee-boo-boo

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And kj told me I should include this six word novel,

by Ernest Hemingway,

because she says it really tells a whole story just like that:
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I would like everyone who reads this today to write a story in six words. You can copy mine if you have to but why not try your own this one time? Maybe somebody will want to be friends with you just like that.
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Yours truly,
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Emily Rabbit