Take me on vacation
I’ll toss a proclamation
I’ll show you how to flutter,
to mutter, to stutter,
I’ll astonish, admonish, and stew.
I know how to be bold
slicing through the ice cold
I’ll be here when your colors run dry.
I’ll tackle and spackle
fractile and cackle
Together we’ll casade into blue
I won’t let you down,
Even way across town
I’ll tilt and I’ll twist and I’ll rant
We’ll regret, we’ll beset, we’ll procure on a bet
Cast the wind, fall on sin, refuse to give in
and guess what, I’ll stand up with you.
I’m a friend, don’t you know
I make sentences blow
I reduce strength to whimper,
can embellish a temper,
rend hearts to a crimper
make sunsets look limper,
all this with the glide of guess who
Forget all those words
that describe the absurd
Not needed or deeded or grand.
For half of the price I’ll show you not nice
pontificate trice, slam and damn the whole alice
Squeeze the story inside a brown shoe.
Do you see me unbutton
the bone from the mutton?
Banish those fancies, abscond all those prancies,
hose adverbs as dandies
Obliterate adjectives, admonish the tranies:
Allow me to conjugate too.
But this once I except;
take my bow and my step.
I’ll allow one embellished like word
I deserve all this credit
With me there’s no debit
Because I’m absofuckinglutely a VERB!