Animal Wednesday: Emily Rabbit & lololo

Illustration by Studio Lolo www.studiololo.blogspot.com

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Okay, hello everyone, it's me Emily. I am late writing this week because kj made me wait until she could give out some FullerBrush awards to people she likes and she told me I would be very selfish if I wrote over that because then people wouldn't know that they had an award and kj said that would be bad not good so the bottom line is I waited until now to write my weekly story even though I didn't like the wait. And kj also said that she wanted two people named Soulbrush and Snowbrush to be happy because the award was named after them because they are nice people and that was another reason kj wanted me to be nice.

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Sometimes you have to be nice even if you don't like it.

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So this week I thought I would write about kj's friend, and kind of mine too, lololo who has just moved from California to Rhode Island. I really don't know what that means because rabbits don't normally follow history or geography but kj says it's a big move and she says lololo drove the whole way and has to get settled and unpack boxes, plus her dog and cat are nervous, plus she had to set up her phone and computer and then besides all that, she is tired and needs her beauty sleep.

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So I am going to keep things short and sweet this week. Here are some observations about lololo. Most of them are mine.

1. She has a good laugh, kj loves her reaction when she is shy or appreciative (she says 'awwww' in a very sweet tone of voice), and she is never prissy or stuck up.

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2. She is going to teach kj how to draw a few basic things like, for example, a rabbit that looks like a rabbit, and kj is so excited about it she goes on and on about it sometimes and jb and I fall asleep while she's taking.

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3. She draws things that make people feel happy or sad or silly or glad. kj says she has a good heart but I would just say she draws so well that even rabbits like it. I am going to give my mother a picture that lololo drew except I haven't told lololo yet and she has to agree to draw it. I don't know if she will charge me for it or not, but I am going to explain to her that it is a present for my mother so maybe she will just charge me a little. See, this is a good reason why I need money of my own. Contrary to what you probably think, I don't just spend it on jellybeans, I might spend it on lololo's artwork sometimes too.

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4. lololo told me jellybeans were bad for me and she mentioned the word SHELLAC which was not nice of her and almost made me choke but after I forgave her she is very nice to me, including telling me how to post bail when I got arrested (1-800-BAIL-MY-ASS I think)

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5. She is very cute and this includes her eyes and her sneakers and other body parts.

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6. I think her favorite colors are blue and green. That is okay but I would not like it if those were the only colors jellybeans came in. Maybe she likes polka dots too, I'm not sure.
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7 She doesn't brag about it (I don't know why she doesn't) but she is a famous author and her 2 children's books have sold more than you could count on 10,000 fingers and toes.

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8. She loves loves loves her blog and her blog friends. She never gossips about them and is always nice and sweet. I would like to see her be not so nice and not so sweet every so often, but kj says 'dream on', which I think means it won't happen.

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9. Guess who has a birthday next month?

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10. If lololo wants to trade the picture for my mother, I would be willing to teach her not only how to cry from her stomach (you know by now that is a special talent I have) but also how to make tents from radish leaves, have extra special temper tantrums, and forget-about-being-nice if someone deserves a punch in the nose instead.

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This is all I have to say this week. I am in Provincetown with kj and I am meeting my friend Gregory tonight. He is going to teach me to swing in the trees (That's all--don't go thinking he is interested in my purple bikini because we are both little and we don't know anything about that stuff). Then tomorrow I am going to bob with Muck, Ruck and Truck Duck, and you know there could be a Fuck Duck too but I am not allowed to say that word so I have to spell it with dashes instead, which is ridiculous if it's F--- Duck's name, which I think it might be.

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Anyway, please don't be mad at me because I was a day late writing. As usual, it was not my fault. I hope kj pays me this week.

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Yours Truly,

Fondly,

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Emily Rabbit