I, Emily Rabbit, am giving out my very own award to certain people. It is called the BAR NONE AWARD and it is for anyone who:
--is not afraid to throw themselves on the ground, cry deep from their stomach, and kick their legs high in the air if the situation is important enough
--is willing to roll down hills, eat chocolate even if you might get sick, and a lot of the time play instead of work
--really whine when necessary
--might be willing to invest in a jellybean farm
--and of course try to stay out of jail but sometimes you can't help it and if you do get arrested keep telling everyone it's not your fault
Anyone who wants this award can have it right now!
Last time I tried to give out an award I got in trouble because I left important people out so this time I am giving this award to EVERYONE, but if nobody minds I am mentioning certain people by name:
Marianne: My bestest friend and she can paint
Studio Lolo: kj's bestest friend and she can paint too
Soulbrush: who keeps threatening to cook me but hahhaha I know she wouldn't because she is too soft and sweet
Auntie Mim: she paints the best fish and she introduced me to Ms. Em who like me isn't afraid to get in trouble and can't you just see her rolling down hills, jumping off cliffs, and banging into walls?
Lori times five but really six: kj loves her and she takes the best pictures
AnnieCoe/The Blissful Bohemian: she just rolls and jumps and doesn't usually worry about falling
Pam/Yoborobo or is it Roboyobo: I think she and kj are peas in a purple pod
Marion: kj loves her because she knows about wolves and magic and she talks to animals (hello marion! it's me, emily! how are you today?)
Snowbrush: he is so clever and a very funny wise a--- so he makes me and everyone else think and laugh at the same time (I did not swear even though I really should have spelled out a--
AngelaRecada: she and kj are twinkly twins and she gave kj the best Christmas present ever
Deborah/Midlife Poet: I hope she will like me alot alot because I am giving her this Award and she LOVES awards, and also because she is very pretty and she has a pool
Silke: she is kj's new friend and she paints all these nice women who I think might be willing to share their jellybeans
Anne/El Milagro Studio: she is definitely willing to get in trouble if a good reason comes up and I have a feeling she would bail me out of jail if needed
Robyn/Ribbon: she knows how to be sweet and wise all at once and kj thinks she is terrific
Marie/Art from my heart: she makes her fun art look like fun because she has fun doing it and she doesn't mind having fun saying so, plus she can be mushy when she gives compliments
Ms. V./A Fanciful Twist: kj says she would make a great neighbor because she is very unusual and doesn't care if any one thinks she is strange.
Suki!!! Suki is a seeker and she likes me. How could anyone top that? (suki, blame kj for omitting your name even though it was here. Don't forget not to blame me.)
Oh, and just so you know here is who else is getting this award and if I forgot anyone blame kj because it is not my fault. I am just a little rabbit. If I forgot you you get the award double.
beautiful babs, super sonia, party pattee, happy arizona linda, the best watercolorist ever caroline, daring debra kay, smartfeisty allegra, beloved human being, sometimes missing rhonda roo, sweet lydia, wonderful wieneke, supersmart mariana, angel julie-ann, tweety bimbimbie, master poet mark, saucy secret agent, swell susan and cosmo, colorful chewy, talented karin, ms. lakeviewer, the incredible tessa, sweetsweetmango, noble nollyposh, linda lime, sweet sophia, smart cosmic stacey, brave jos, gorgeous chrisy, another master poet kay, terrific teri who blesses all of us with fur, barbara who watches the sky, musical margaret, sweet silver, fill in your name here if i forgot, and kj says never ever ever forget renee.
Please give this award out to anyone who meets the Bar None! description and don't forget to tell them they don't have to behave or be nice to accept the award.