Animal Wednesday: Emily is in MORE Trouble!

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I kj am sorry to report that despite her convincing pathetic story last week, Ms. Emily Rabbit has NOT been in jail and does not need bail money.

Ms. Emily Rabbit took an unapproved trip to Oklahoma City where she visited Babs and Mr. Babs. She arrived home several days ago, exhausted and unapologetic, saying she couldn't pass up such a wonderful adventure and she lied about being in jail because she thought the combination of sympathy and bail money would work to her advantage.

And not just that! With Babs' help, Emily got her nails polished, her legs shaved, and was fitted for a new bikini that is inappropriate for her age. Here she is strutting her new look--can you believe it??????

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Emily is currently resting and promising to share 2 % the proceeds of her lolli and jelly garden if she is not punished, and 3% if I do not tell her Mother she traveled without permission.

As for Babs, she is clearly a bad influence who according to Emily told her she could come back again when hell freezes over. Babs must have the patience of Mother Theresa.

And in case you're wondering, here is Emily's version of events. This letter made the trip home with her, tucked into a snug little box:

How should I handle this? She should be punished, right?

Love

kj

Animal Wednesday: Emily on Heaven

Hello everyone, it's me Emily!

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I'll bet you thought I wasn't going to write anything today because kj snuck in that story about Catherine who-ever-she-is. She did agree to pay me $ 5 if i waited but really that was not enough, don't you think? So I practiced throwing my frozen peas at the back of the garage tonight and let her think I was having a temper tantrum. Can you believe she just ignored me?

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kj has not really been herself this week. Her friend is very sick and kj is worried and sad. She says it's lonely without hearing from her. I asked her to tell me what to expect when someone is very sick and all she said was she is sure that the person and loving them continues to live inside you no matter what. She also said that it is normal to feel very sad and alone if you lose someone that you love.

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So anyway, I was a little concerned about kj so I asked my teacher Mr. O'Hare about all this and all he said was "Heaven's not a crying place." I told kj that.

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See, somebunny even wrote a book about it.

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kj said I should tell you this because it might be important for you to know.
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P.S. I broke a window throwing my frozen peas. SSSSShhhhh.
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Yours Truly,
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Emily Rabbit