la la girl and mr. twirl
took a trip around the world.
what they did i cannot tell
but la la girl went straight to hell.
they told this story traveling through
when one of them lived in a shoe
i've often wondered how it went
that la la girl did spend a cent
on greeting cards and dafodils
while mr. twirl spared every frill
i 've always liked her more it's true
so mr twirl, here's boo to you.