Saturday, November 15, 2008

Saturday Lite

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in.
The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and found it somewhat below normal.
The doctor asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle fed.
"Breast fed," the woman replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor asked. She did. He pressed, kneaded, rolled, cupped,
and pinched both breasts in a detailed, rigorously thorough examination.
Motioning for her to get dressed he said, "No wonder this baby is under weight! You don't have any milk."
"I know," she said, "I'm his grandmother, but I'm glad I came."


  1. i'm off to stockbridge mass and the wonderful red lion inn. have a fun weekend, everybody!

  2. Okay, it's hard for to imagine any woman coding that as a pleasant experience!

    Enjoy the weekend.

  3. your trip reminds me of this...
    Now the first of December was covered with snow
    And so was the turnpike from Stockbridge to Boston
    Lord, the Berkshires seemed dream-like on account of that frosting
    With ten miles behind me and ten thousand more to go...

    Have a wonderful time!

  4. Is that what the pediatrician did to you? Hey I know someone in Stockbridge.

  5. Heeheeheee! Good one!!



    ps- hope you had a good weekend!!

  6. cs, how true!

    miladysa, you would love the red lion inn--steep in tradition and furnishings. i thought of you.

    chief, :)

    ropi, :)

    val, sometimes i can't help being trite...

    studio lolo, ahhh, what a sweet song. i was thinking of those very words this weekend. i smiled when i saw this comment from you.

    ces, who, who?

    j, new england sends her love to you.

  7. Heh, heh! That's a good one, KJ! Hope you two had fun shopping and enjoying a night away!

  8. and pop over to my blog when you get back as it is award-giving day today.

  9. I've heard this one before, but it still made me laugh. :)