(AP) Local police have confirmed that a disoriented woman in her pajamas was picked up on Route 9 carrying only a moleskine notebook and a number 005 micron pen. The visiting woman reported that her closest friend had declined her request to sleep in the closest friend's office and banished her to the family porch, where imaginary shadows and sounds prevented her sleep and adversely affected her well-being and mental health for several days. The woman, whose name is being withheld for a wide range of appropriate and inappropriate reasons, declined to press charges. She did however indicate that she planned to forcefully remind her closest friend of this grave injustice for the next 25 years. She was released of her own accord after posting bond for contributing to several traffic accidents caused by the sight of her flannel pajamas and fluffy slippers.