artwork by Ces on her notecards with her little Bic pen
Well, I, Emily Rabbit, have agreed to try to write on kj's blog again. I am being paid $10.00 but if anybody is mean to me I am going to charge $ 15.00. I am a little rabbit and there is no reason to be mean to me. You should be nice even though I might not be nice back to you.
I wrote kj's friend Ces and whoever Isabella is a letter asking if they wanted to be friends. I don't think they do but I think they agreed to try. I'm not really sure. Ces drew these pictures after Isabella said that I stole her shoes and her towel and that is absolutely not true. It was not my fault that I had to borrow her shoe to carry my jelly beans to the kitchen and then I had to use her towel to make a tent in the back yard because it rained.
kj told me I can write what I want but I am still not allowed to use any"F" or "S" words. That is fine with me because if anybody is mean to me I am going to send them rabbit pellets from the yard and tell them it is mocha candy.
I hope that my friend Pieterbie says hello to me. He was very nice to me when a certain woman who is an artist and kj's friend told me I was not allowed to cry, plus she and Mr. Cream mentioned rabbit stew and that was very mean. I cried and then I threw jelly beans and dishes on the patio. I did not get punished because even kj said no one should talk about rabbit stew in front of me. I do not think any one should eat it either.
Here is a story that happened to me a few years ago. If you like it you could send me some extra money. If you don't like it, you could pretend you like it even if you don't send money.
I drove JB's new car. It was a white Honda Civic with the letter "H" on the steering wheel. JB says that is where the airbags are stored, but I think the "H" on the steering wheel means HAIRBAGS, not airbags.
I was driving JB's car and a policeman stopped me. I was afraid he would arrest me because I did not have have a license and rabbits are not supposed to drive. So I told him my name was Emily Hairbags.
He said, "Ms. Hairbags, you were driving erotically."
JB told me later he meant erratically.
He said, "Be careful, okay Ms. Hairbags?"
I said, "Certainly Officer".
P.S. kj is away and maybe she will write stories next week and maybe she won't. I am still discussing how much she will pay me if I write for her. kj is not that generous, so I'm not sure what will happen.