Scene: a cul de sac somewhere in Western Massachusetts
Act 1: Obnoxious Tony abruptly moves from neighbor Marianne's house and returns to Kentucky
Act II: Obnoxious Tony abruptly moves back and resumes his almost daily mowing of Marianne's lawn on his over sized giant seated lawnmower
Scene 1: Obnoxious Tony tells his neighbor JB that he's returned to help Marianne because he is a 'high paid gigolo'
Scene 2: In their efforts to control expenses JB and her partner Ms. kj decide to they must handle their yard's fall clean up themselves. This includes a very large amount of leaves that will need to be raked and disposed of.
Scene 3: Tony drives his car so fast on the cul de sac that Ms. kj tells him she will call the police if he continues to drive recklessly
Scene 4: The leaves start falling and JB and Ms. kj are seriously overwhelmed
Scene 5: JB and Ms. kj reluctantly decide they must hire someone after all to rake and clean their yard.
Scene 6: JB and Ms. kj notice that their side yard that faces Obnoxious Tony's yard is suddenly and mysteriously clear of leaves
Act III: Obnoxious Tony drives his over sized giant lawnmower to JB and Ms. kJ's kitchen door and engine running, sits and waits
Scene 7: Ms. kj walks outside and approaches Obnoxious Tony, inquiring why he is sitting on his lawnmower by her kitchen door
Scene 8: Citing his own self interest, Obnoxious Tony offers to remove all leaves from JB and Ms kJ's yard and to continue to do so until all the leaves have fallen from the many trees on their property
Scene 9: JB and Ms. kj give their approval, thank obnoxious Tony, and dance a happy dance that their leaf problems are solved
sometimes there is comfort in expediency :^)