Santa, Diamonds, & Friends with Benefits

Here I am again, still posting at high frequency until the end of the year. I apologize if I come across as too intellectual and high-browed in this post, but for some reason I'm compelled to address three very timely Christmas subjects: Santa the Man, unapologetic opulence, and friends with benefits (in this case, Santa)

The finale of this post is a video, but since words are a thousand pictures, first I offer you the steamy words of a steamy song. It's okay if you find yourself breathing heavily. Just leave room to be able to then click and listen to Ms. steamy Eartha Kitt singing this Santa Baby steamy song.

But first, ahem, aha, ha, the words:

Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me
I've been an awful good girl
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, an out-of-space convertible too, light blue
I'll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be oh so good
If you'd check off my Christmas list
Boo doo bee doo

Santa honey, I wanna yacht and really that's
Not a lot
I've been an angel all year
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa cutie, there's one thing I really do need, the deed
To a platinum mine
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, I'm filling my stocking with a duplex, and checks
Sign your 'X' on the line
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me
Boo doo bee doo

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring
I don't mean a phone
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight

written by J. Javits and P. Springer

Ready for part 2 with melody? Here you go....


I hope you now have your priorities in order. You're welcome. :^)

love kj