Really, I've tried to maintain a certain refinement in this blog. As some of you know I don't talk about bodily fluids, I avoid direct discussion of sex, and my writing is generally upbeat.
I like to think my blog is really educational and inspirational, based on my sincere and touching honesty and my intelligent and interesting fund of knowledge and--what?-I can be too serious and preachy? Oh yes, I forgot about that. But at least I show up and try. That has to get me some points.....
Anway, my sister-in-law emailed me the following and I can't resist sharing it. It is not refined, upbeat, sincere, touching, or honest, BUT it IS interesting. Don't tell me it doesn't make you smile.
We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:
:) means a smile and
:( is a frown.
Sometimes these are represented by :-) :-(
Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
You have just been e-mooned!
I like to think my blog is really educational and inspirational, based on my sincere and touching honesty and my intelligent and interesting fund of knowledge and--what?-I can be too serious and preachy? Oh yes, I forgot about that. But at least I show up and try. That has to get me some points.....
Anway, my sister-in-law emailed me the following and I can't resist sharing it. It is not refined, upbeat, sincere, touching, or honest, BUT it IS interesting. Don't tell me it doesn't make you smile.
We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:
:) means a smile and
:( is a frown.
Sometimes these are represented by :-) :-(
Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
You have just been e-mooned!
This made me laugh out loud! thanks! :P
ReplyDeleteI have to copy and paste these icons to some of my emails or even use it in my comments :-)
ReplyDeleteHahahaha.... Very smart!
ReplyDeleteLOL -- the smart ass is fabulous ... I gotta email that to Eli! He's a smart ass in a good way!
ReplyDeleteVery educative! I didn't know half of it. Come to think of it, none!
ReplyDeleteLOL!
Lurrve the smart ass!
ReplyDeleteThank goodness she never found the penicons!
oh jeez he, you are too smart and too much!
ReplyDeleteWell, now you made me think of ass-expressions in Flemish, here is one : to ask the egg out of someone's ass = to ask for a lot, even more than possibly can be given.
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed reading part II of your story too.
I love these! I guess it's true, then, that there's an ass for every saddle!
ReplyDeleteHe,he... creative!
ReplyDeleteI WISH I had money coming out of my ass. Instead, I'm just a dumb ass...no, I mean smart ass.
ReplyDeleteLOL too funny! I never found you preachy?
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA! I laughed out loud and it made Boom look, I showed him your post and he had a good laugh, too! thank you.
ReplyDeletePS:
may i say that this is totally unexpected post?
Definitely not refined - but funny as "H-E-double hockey sticks"!
ReplyDeleteStill on your ass eh? Surely Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Christina Georgina Rossetti and Emily Dickinson had their laugh. So where is a poem when I need some inspiration to paint on this chilly day? No pressure, no pressure...I am just being a (_E=mc2_).
ReplyDelete:-)
Do you know the emoticon for moobs?
Do you know what they are? They are man-boobs, the ones that need a bro. Maybe they will look like this
It's your fault, you started it with this As(s)-i-nine Post.
heeheehee to hildegarde, carla and elsa. to everyone else, thanks for chuckling along with me. i had a friend who made pins for every "ass" combination you could imagine: ass on the line, kiss my ass, etc etc.
ReplyDeleteand ces--!:
As you paint,
every saint
and helping hand
will want to stand
before your knife
a loving wait
as you create
their face
and place
and precious life.
Gee!
ReplyDeleteThanks!
LOl....thanks for sharing!
ReplyDeletehilarious!!! love this!
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