tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22678097.post3039099924314467612..comments2024-03-27T13:36:21.967-04:00Comments on .OPTIONS for a Better World: kj Has Recent & Erotic Book Readingkjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15122196887043345981noreply@blogger.comBlogger40125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22678097.post-71573623995824299512009-11-02T08:50:21.563-05:002009-11-02T08:50:21.563-05:00val, you should have been there! it was worth the ...val, you should have been there! it was worth the airfare--haha! xo<br /><br />teri, this is hysterical all by itself. in addition, 'choosing the perfect queen' would be a sellout in the gay and lesbian influenced town of provincetown. you had me laughing from that alone!! ps it's nice to hear from you. hope all is well. xokjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15122196887043345981noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22678097.post-76569198702929182232009-11-01T20:11:48.055-05:002009-11-01T20:11:48.055-05:00Oh, not the "O" but the kind of O that m...Oh, not the "O" but the kind of O that makes soda come out your nose! <br /><br />I remember being at a seminar one time and going to the autotutorial room and listening to a video on "Choosing the Perfect Queen (means female cat used for breeding) and not realizing that all 6 headphones were turned on and others in the room could hear all the sounds of cats breeding while I was oblivious to the fact...I later learned why everyone in the room was staring my way.<br /><br />Wish I'd been there, too!Teri and her Stylish Adventure Cats https://www.blogger.com/profile/00995773243323674858noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22678097.post-16218860901348255652009-11-01T17:09:08.503-05:002009-11-01T17:09:08.503-05:00hilarious!!!hilarious!!!valerie walshhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15680334509469712078noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22678097.post-3018862855023203392009-11-01T01:27:36.821-05:002009-11-01T01:27:36.821-05:00lo, i will pay to have those pants drycleaned or r...lo, i will pay to have those pants drycleaned or replaced--haha. afterall you did sit through my squirming event and you pretty much kept a straight face (i love you, girlfriend) :)<br /><br />oh lori, ms. studio lolo above along with ms. debra kay made the whole ordeal, ah, i mean event, alittle more 'festive'. ! xoxokjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15122196887043345981noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22678097.post-27560335618861991992009-11-01T01:31:46.882-04:002009-11-01T01:31:46.882-04:00OMG! i would have fainted.
Or not been able to s...OMG! i would have fainted. <br /><br />Or not been able to stop laughing at the reading! <br /><br />Hilarious.But only because you had your friends there with you, other wise, mortifing. Blushing.Lori annhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02860428306713379828noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22678097.post-60707499410366686042009-10-31T23:28:30.361-04:002009-10-31T23:28:30.361-04:00Did I tell you I ruined the pants I peed in???
I ...Did I tell you I ruined the pants I peed in???<br /><br />I love the new header ;)studio lolohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15363808478293833466noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22678097.post-34161402487896505422009-10-31T18:02:11.282-04:002009-10-31T18:02:11.282-04:00renee: boo HOO
annie, sigh....
babs, sigh.....
...renee: boo HOO<br /><br />annie, sigh....<br /><br />babs, sigh.....<br /><br />xoxokjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15122196887043345981noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22678097.post-69621858810816027302009-10-31T17:37:38.071-04:002009-10-31T17:37:38.071-04:00Crack me up!
Do I hear:
"only you, kj, only y...Crack me up!<br />Do I hear:<br />"only you, kj, only you",,,,,???~Babshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00912644174343772017noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22678097.post-34394428380291259742009-10-31T14:41:05.581-04:002009-10-31T14:41:05.581-04:00Funny and so you! Good for you, being able to laug...Funny and so you! Good for you, being able to laugh about it :-).<br />xoxoAnniehttp://blissful-bohemian.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22678097.post-27451161452011078352009-10-31T09:24:05.489-04:002009-10-31T09:24:05.489-04:00Boo.
xoxooBoo.<br /><br />xoxooReneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11785932958464359112noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22678097.post-69056784192379286352009-10-30T23:55:05.721-04:002009-10-30T23:55:05.721-04:00caroline, how very true!! xoxocaroline, how very true!! xoxokjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15122196887043345981noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22678097.post-42302907023437634112009-10-30T23:51:16.162-04:002009-10-30T23:51:16.162-04:00OH!! Squeal and squirm! Too funny kj - embarrassin...OH!! Squeal and squirm! Too funny kj - embarrassing, maybe, but you can dine out on this story for years!Carolinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12851668813182425335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22678097.post-54738030146032521252009-10-30T23:19:32.220-04:002009-10-30T23:19:32.220-04:00debra kay, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! you emailed the poe...debra kay, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! you emailed the poet?? well, then, i should too! maybe i will send her a copy of my book. my non-erotic love story novel. my reasonably well written non-erotic love story novel.<br /><br />but i know what you mean, debra kay, it will be one of the funniest times i will think about for a long long time!! xoxokjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15122196887043345981noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22678097.post-67148159535457779142009-10-30T23:15:24.339-04:002009-10-30T23:15:24.339-04:00I think that will go down in my personal history a...I think that will go down in my personal history as one of the funniest things I ever witnessed-only because you did hold it together.<br /><br />Lolo and I almost exploded-if one of us had even snickered, it would have been all over and I truly would have felt bad for whoever was reading and moaning and groaning at the time.<br /><br />Let it be known I did e-mail a brief oopsie, sorry apology to the poet, and I hope she knows I truly had NO idea....Debra Kayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13455047894767524091noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22678097.post-23456144437294682582009-10-30T23:07:51.009-04:002009-10-30T23:07:51.009-04:00stacey, i would like to do a book reading with YOU...stacey, i would like to do a book reading with YOU!<br /><br />baino, i somehow want to redeem myself with the poet laureate. i'm thinking of how. i'm glad you got a laugh from this. who wouldn't?<br />:)<br /><br />deb, go ahead, laugh some more. i think truly if you had been in the audience you would have been shocked, entertained, bored, and open for great sympathy and affection for poor me up there trying to be classy. damn, deb, it WAS funny! (oh my poor image...i hope it recovers) xoxokjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15122196887043345981noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22678097.post-60128082101193190892009-10-30T19:18:09.803-04:002009-10-30T19:18:09.803-04:00Just checking to see if your survived the day afte...Just checking to see if your survived the day after that evening. Read it again. STILL funny. ♥ DebDeborahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12195623810400107239noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22678097.post-88260515851571620312009-10-30T18:42:25.649-04:002009-10-30T18:42:25.649-04:00Oh Gawd. I'd have been mortified but would hav...Oh Gawd. I'd have been mortified but would have stayed for the laughs. Hilarious. . . well that's one laureate you won't be having back for coffee!Bainohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14156193098088048637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22678097.post-22840053801536275112009-10-30T16:58:22.433-04:002009-10-30T16:58:22.433-04:00LOL! what a great story. I can only imagine...
m...LOL! what a great story. I can only imagine...<br /><br />much loveStacey J. Warnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08059617724860253448noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22678097.post-87025137627773126842009-10-30T15:32:15.886-04:002009-10-30T15:32:15.886-04:00margaret, i have friends i can laugh with! how ble...margaret, i have friends i can laugh with! how blessed is that?! i could see them in the audience trying to keep a straight face. i think they didn't know what was going on inside my head and they were trying to behave, but the whole scene was riotious, really!<br />xokjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15122196887043345981noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22678097.post-82096587146798772562009-10-30T15:24:29.709-04:002009-10-30T15:24:29.709-04:00I think that what makes this scene embarrassing is...I think that what makes this scene embarrassing is that fiction tells a literal story. Being in such a correct group and venue and reading dirctly about human sexuality has to be a bit daunting! In poetry circles, sexuality is used quite often but always as a metaphor. Plus the readings are usually in a dimly lit coffee house. how great to have friends you could have a laugh with after!Margaret Pangerthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09995968579194433270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22678097.post-57344752215031337572009-10-30T15:09:22.389-04:002009-10-30T15:09:22.389-04:00renee, if you ever did read the other two, i would...renee, if you ever did read the other two, i would be questioning if it's you at all! stick with me, moon sister! at least i don't resort to body parts! haha~<br /><br />mim, if emily hurt your feelings by calling you prissy, i'll be having a word with her! i know you are not prissy. !<br /><br />my dear friend wieneke, i would have loved for you to be in that audience. some day, wieneke, i hope for that very much. xoxokjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15122196887043345981noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22678097.post-38380329542687552162009-10-30T14:44:53.308-04:002009-10-30T14:44:53.308-04:00HAHAHAHAHA!!! I wished I was in the audience. Mayb...HAHAHAHAHA!!! I wished I was in the audience. Maybe I should have laughed so hard that you did not keep your straight face. What a special event, KJ.Wienekenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22678097.post-37771340074163858482009-10-30T14:25:22.020-04:002009-10-30T14:25:22.020-04:00Hey....I was there too. Little and cardboard and ...Hey....I was there too. Little and cardboard and I was glad cause I hid in Lolo's pocket cause I was so embarrassed cause I'm prissy (according to emily)Mimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12409455543895086283noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22678097.post-19869197251784940352009-10-30T11:59:36.557-04:002009-10-30T11:59:36.557-04:00Hilarious kj.
I would never read the other two, j...Hilarious kj.<br /><br />I would never read the other two, just because to me that kind of book is boring.<br /><br />Now yours on the otherhand was wonderful.<br /><br />Love Renee xoxoReneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11785932958464359112noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22678097.post-11818816159693778292009-10-30T11:39:21.008-04:002009-10-30T11:39:21.008-04:00marianne, i wish you WERE there!
somerset, pear-s...marianne, i wish you WERE there!<br /><br />somerset, pear-shaped! that is a good description. i couldn't creep out. i was sandwiched up front!<br /><br />mark, no surprises here regarding your preference and esteemed respect for writing.<br /><br />citizen: how true! :)<br /><br />fire byrd, my mates did a fine job of holding me up. they did that mostly through their laughter!!!<br /><br />middle, you bet! but i had to look professional up there! :)<br /><br />suki, not disappointing at all. it was too funny to be disappointing. and every experience likes this gives learnings and lessons. xo<br /><br />lo, heeheeheeheeheehee. me too! xo<br /><br />soulbrush, no, this was for 'the light stays on.' i've really only begun to promote it. the new book will take months. but i love it all--no rush. xo<br /><br />angela, i can TELL you what the poet was thinking: something like 'holy s---: what am i doing here?!' i am thinking of sending her a complimentary copy of my book and a letter of explanation!!<br />and yes, angela, you would have laughed after you sized up if i was okay...! xoxo<br /><br />sonia, it WAS fucking hilarious! it really was. at the time i wanted to shrink into my seat but it's a good story and worth it. i thought i'd be appearing with kate clinton or another writer like her since i did the book readings with her this summer. oh well, sweet friend--i'm fucking fine!!<br /><br />annie, emily was out playing with gregory squirrel, thank goodness. at least i think she was... xoxo<br /><br />deb, fall off your chair. go ahead and fall off again! that is a perfectly correct reaction!!kjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15122196887043345981noreply@blogger.com