tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22678097.post225955408371136262..comments2024-03-29T07:56:32.810-04:00Comments on .OPTIONS for a Better World: Emily Rabbit's Advice on Bowlingkjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15122196887043345981noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22678097.post-38957716569894066842011-09-16T21:54:13.672-04:002011-09-16T21:54:13.672-04:00Great advice Emily!
I especially like the part abo...Great advice Emily!<br />I especially like the part about leaving BEFORE the police arrive. That could be really important, and I'm glad you've learned that.<br /><br />Now kj can use what might have been bail money to pay you.<br />I'll bet your fee is even cheaper, so maybe she'll include a tip.~Babshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00912644174343772017noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22678097.post-67447408320404534062011-09-16T12:45:55.615-04:002011-09-16T12:45:55.615-04:006. It's very important to get the lane with th...6. It's very important to get the lane with the bumper thingies down the side but make sure they're the type that you can raise up when it's other peoples turn.Joshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04681996675508746353noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22678097.post-75921913016798240452011-09-15T22:59:43.142-04:002011-09-15T22:59:43.142-04:00Can't remember all that I broke. When the pins...Can't remember all that I broke. When the pins went flying (one as far as the front door), I probably did a fair amount of damage.<br />I encountered the same manager as when you were there. But considering that I am both taller and "larger" than he, his approach was suitably cordial. Had it not been, I would have torn off his head with one swat of my paw.<br />There is only so much I'm prepared to Bear.Rob-bearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00171692478879522588noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22678097.post-2734122882027406932011-09-15T22:47:52.338-04:002011-09-15T22:47:52.338-04:00dear whine and words, being able to whine is a ver...dear whine and words, being able to whine is a very good start. you should definitely be an animal. did you know i disguised myself as emily iguana and won the iguana beauty contest. you can be who ever you want to be if that's who you want to be, so i advise you to be whoever that is.<br /><br />amanda, for some reason kj is laughing so hard she fell on the floor and can't get up because she can't stop laughing. <br /><br />lori, i don't mind signing a waver: you just raise your paw and wave goodbye in sign language, right?<br /><br />mim, that is a very good idea except there might be times when you want to knock those pins down quietly and not get caught, don't you think?<br /><br />affectionately<br />emily v.v. rabbitAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22678097.post-45725707155888182282011-09-15T22:39:37.340-04:002011-09-15T22:39:37.340-04:00caroline, i heard someone once say if you could co...caroline, i heard someone once say if you could control big balls, the world would be a better place. (i didn't notice that though at the bowling alley)<br /><br />what did you break, rob-bear?!!! it sounds like you had a nice manager than the one who was mean to innocent me.<br /><br />muhammed, i wonder if he will still have a bandage<br /><br />ms. suki, i think you should start with frozen peas before you advance to bowling balls. it won't take long and your aim will be better<br /><br />sincerely<br />emily r.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22678097.post-52407970255310890152011-09-15T22:16:38.697-04:002011-09-15T22:16:38.697-04:00I especially like number 5 and I think if you run ...I especially like number 5 and I think if you run yelling and laughing it's even more fun!Mimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12409455543895086283noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22678097.post-56644201089693970562011-09-15T21:43:05.751-04:002011-09-15T21:43:05.751-04:00i never knew bowling could be so hazardess!! i, fo...i never knew bowling could be so hazardess!! i, for one, am not venturing into another bowling alley without printing these handy tips. so thank you miss emily. <br /><br />be careful out there.<br /><br />p.s. my word veri is waver (you might be asked to sign one of these next time) :)Lori annhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02860428306713379828noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22678097.post-58138522379894429462011-09-15T15:53:39.666-04:002011-09-15T15:53:39.666-04:00emily,
i have long wanted to run down the lane an...emily,<br /><br />i have long wanted to run down the lane and knock down all the pins myself. i am so glad that i now have permission to disturb the man with the big balls. <br /><br />thank you.<br /><br />sincerely,<br /><br />amandaAmanda Summerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00942636545948440422noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22678097.post-65577686154546073112011-09-15T12:14:45.386-04:002011-09-15T12:14:45.386-04:00I so enjoyed reading this. When Cohen says he writ...I so enjoyed reading this. When Cohen says he writes outside his personality, I want to follow suit, but haven't been able to yet. But maybe...if I'm an animal...<br /><br />hmmmmmm<br />thinking....Wine and Wordshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06778785233226804217noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22678097.post-77046983544184238742011-09-15T08:06:09.954-04:002011-09-15T08:06:09.954-04:00thanks for the anger management tip. always good ...thanks for the anger management tip. always good to have a tool box full of anger cures. i know i'll have a ball doing this one.sukipoethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09351851210507048174noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22678097.post-6243591508346158592011-09-15T03:21:48.629-04:002011-09-15T03:21:48.629-04:00hahahaha...enjoyed it... dont know what will that ...hahahaha...enjoyed it... dont know what will that cry-baby do if he sees you in the alley next time :)Misterio Vidahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04396947981573285341noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22678097.post-7143119878461584342011-09-15T03:15:38.825-04:002011-09-15T03:15:38.825-04:00Glad you had such and "interesting" time...Glad you had such and "interesting" time, Emily.<br />My paw is way too big for me to get claws into that bowling ball, so I would just pick it up and hold it in my paw.<br />But when I threw it, the pins went every which way, so lose. And the manager suggested to me that perhaps the bowling alley wasn't made for someone as big and strong as me.<br />I left with no hard feelings. I just get disappointed when Humans build such insubstantial things that get wrecked in the first five minutes.Rob-bearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00171692478879522588noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22678097.post-37467742155018948692011-09-15T00:11:23.363-04:002011-09-15T00:11:23.363-04:00Hilarious Emily - the ultimate guide to controllin...Hilarious Emily - the ultimate guide to controlling big balls!Carolinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12851668813182425335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22678097.post-57527177659513456722011-09-14T20:23:05.125-04:002011-09-14T20:23:05.125-04:00mr snow, both your points are how very true.... (b...mr snow, both your points are how very true.... (big rabbit grin to you)<br /><br />yours truly<br />e.r.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22678097.post-29646554073022216162011-09-14T18:58:16.239-04:002011-09-14T18:58:16.239-04:00That should have been "...a brilliant person ...That should have been "...a brilliant person (me) or a brilliant rabbit (you)..."Snowbrushhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00436087215476479042noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22678097.post-21250022606369484862011-09-14T18:54:20.639-04:002011-09-14T18:54:20.639-04:00Emily, whether you're a brilliant person (me) ...Emily, whether you're a brilliant person (me) or brilliant (you), you're just going to have to put up with a lot of joy-killing, party-pooping idiots in your life.Snowbrushhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00436087215476479042noreply@blogger.com