Friday, June 15, 2012

Animal Wednesday on Friday and So What by Emily Rabbit


Hello everyone. It's me, Emily. As you may know I am working hard to make money so I will always have jellybeans and gummy bears whenever I want and I will not have to depend on kj who thinks I should have to earn my jelly and gummy money.

In addition to the Mean & Green Avocado Company I am opening a grocery store! Here are the special deals for this week:

Order more than 100 frozen avocados and I will give you 50 more for free. You have to order before I tell you what the price is. This is a good time to be thinking about what mean people to throw frozen avocados at. I am being forced again to tell you not to throw them at anyone's head, but  a well placed frozen avocado aimed at the back of a mean person's shoulders and maybe even lower than that is a good idea and you will fell better afterwards as long as they don't chase you and if they do, don't forget to run very fast.

Avocado slingshots are now available in the produce department. $ 49.99 with a one year guarantee.

Lori Hats will soon be  available in the cosmetics department but I don't know the price yet because I haven't asked Lori to knit the hats yet and she might not realize yet that she will be rich if she sells her hats here at the Big Bunny Market.


I am also planning to have a special on multi colored rabbit pellets, ah, I mean jellybeans, but first I have to wait until the Board of Health finishes its inspection of the market.


The Big Bunny Market is conveniently located next to the Little Eataly Restaurant. If you come I will show you personally how to fall down on the floor and cry from your stomach while kicking your feet high up in the air.

Sincerely
Emily Rabbit

21 comments:

  1. Emily I am so glad I caught you...have you thought about plums? Plums are coming into season here and a frozen plum is a fearsome thing..........

    Wander

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    1. Peas, Grapes, Brussels sprouts, avocados and why not plums! But the frozen avocados have the best missle!

      I can tell you have good ideas....

      Yours truly
      E. R.

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    2. Ideas we are chock full of! And the good thing about plums is that they range in size from a cherry to a baseball...
      And when one of your customers is walking down the street with a couple in their hand people will think...look at that set o plums!

      All good for the revenge inspired...and also business minded rabbits ;-)

      Wander

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  2. Heh.....the fall down and cry trick is one I am already quite good at! But hey...it would be fun to do it together. What a great market! And you sell hats! Hats are always a good idea :)

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    1. Dear winey word, hello and how are you? We could do synchronized boo hoo-ing. Do you think we could charge for lessons?

      We could wear hats while falling to the floor....

      Sincerely
      Emily v.v. Rabbit

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  3. So cute and funny too. Let us know if anyone pays fifty bucks for such an original weapon.

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    1. Hello Annie, it looks original! Except the rubber bands keep snapping

      Affectionately
      Emily rabbit

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  4. Oh, Emily! Congratulations on diversifying your enterprise. (I think I spelled "diversifying" right — it's a big word for Bear to be using.) And I have just checked with some rabbit friends up here in Canada, and they would be happy to supply you with special Canadian "multi coloured jellybeans." The price will be quite nominal, so you should be able to make lots of profit.

    ~ Bear

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    1. Mr bear, I'm opening a Big Bunny Market in Canada in August. I need a store manager. Are you available?
      Yours truly
      emily

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    2. I'd love to help out in August, but I'm busy looking after a whole church-full (OK, half full) of people. Perhaps by October? (I know, from having dealt with Humans, that if the planned opening is set for August, the paperwork won't be ready until November; hence the delay in the opening.) I'll check in October. Thanks for the offer.

      Best regards, wishing you lots of jelly beans and gummy bears,

      ~ Bear (not gummy)

      P.S.: Please note it's Bear, with a capital B. Anything less than a capital B is a failure to show appropriate respect. You'll find doing business in Canada is different from doing business in the States. Just a "heads up" for you.

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  5. only if they order before i tell what the price is, hee hee. (good idea emily!) congratulations on your b.b.m! what a bonanza of goodies!
    (p.s. i'm not sure if avocados freeze very well, which might be a good thing.) :)

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    1. But Lori, what about the Lori hats? I've already sold six

      Sincerely
      e.r.

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  6. Emily, you need to get some medical grade compression hose and cut them to use for the sling shots. Believe me, that will NEVER break, snap, or cause problems, and I guarantee it will send the Frozen 'Cados flying MUCH FURTHER!!! >:-} Which is what we all WANT, right??? (boy will they STING when they hit...ah-hahahahaha!)
    Congrats on the BBM; I think your business sense is really kicking in, no matter WHAT kj says.
    Just keep at it.
    You'll be rich and rolling in Jellies and Gummies, and have money to bank.

    XXOO~~
    Anne

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    1. Anne, I'm making you vice president. I already filed the papers so please say yes. You are resident poet too.

      Your friend in crime
      Emily R.

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  7. Oh my. I hardly know what to say. And then there is Anne, cheering from the sidelines, encouraging this IMMATURITY!!! HA! I guess we are the Queens of Eternal Immaturity. Nice to have the company.
    **blows kisses** Deb

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    1. Deborah, Anne and I may share a jail cell together someday. You can come too

      Fondly
      e.r.

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  8. "kj...thinks I should have to earn my jelly and gummy money"

    Oh, Emily, I don't know how you bear up under such abuse, but somehow you manage year in and year out. You must be an incredibly strong rabbit.

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    1. Thank you very much, mr snow. You are obviously very smart

      Sincerely
      Emily

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  9. Id love to order but I am not agree at someone at the moment....
    any advice here?
    Love the market place you bought. I know it will be a great success!!!
    And yes please accompany me to the Eataly and we cry after the food and then maybe we get our money back ;)
    love from M

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    1. My best friend Marianne,

      I am sorry you are sad. Do you want me to come and stay with you? We can eat out and cry every night

      Love
      Your best friend
      Emily

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    2. That would be nice!
      And now I see I made a typo......I meant angry instead of agree.......
      Maybe I need someone who can teach me how to cry again, I mastered the skill of tugging things away......
      A good cry can solve things
      love
      M

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