Hello everyone. It's me, Emily Rabbit. I am very very very excited to show you the advertisement for my new frozen avocado business. This fantastic logo arrived a couple of days ago, created by kj's friend Kristin and could anything be more perfect for the launching of the beginning of something that is going to assure that I will have money for all the jellybeans I will ever want for all my life?
If you are new to the Green & Mean Avocado Company I will explain it to you very fast: If someone hurts your feelings, it's a good idea to aim one or more frozen peas at them. If they really hurt your feelings or make you so mad you have to stomp and then kick your feet high in the air, then you probably should throw one or more frozen grapes at them. And if the person is very mean in general, maybe even a frozen Brussels sprout.
But if they are very very very very mean and you not only stomp and kick your feet high in the air but you also cry BOOHOOHOOBOOBOOHOO very loudly, then you should consider throwing a frozen avocado.
I am supposed to tell you not to aim at anyone's head.
The green part of the Green & Mean Avocado Company is because you can RE-USE the pit for dire circumstances.
So far I have a Business Manager Jos
and a Resident Poet Anne
and a Supplier Lori
and now this from Kristin
This is going to be a very successful business. If you want to invest.....
EMILY! THIS IS kj. I FORBID YOU FROM SOLICITING FROM ANYONE! DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU COLLECTED MONEY FOR THE ROSIE FAN CLUB AND YOU PROMISED EVERYONE A QUARTERLY NEWSLETTER?
That was not my fault!
EMILY, YOU DIDN'T SEND OUT EVEN ONE NEWSLETTER. YOU GOT SUED FOR FALSE ADVERTISING.
I am innocent! Rosie was supposed to do the Newsletter!
ROSIE WAS A DOG! A DOG CAN'T WRITE A NEWS LETTER. AND WHO WAS GOING TO PAY FOR POSTAGE?
To Be Continued....