Sunday, April 08, 2012

Green Jelly Bean Warning from Emily Rabbit

compliments of Wrobin

This is Easter
A day to feaster
On Jelly Beans,
Red, Blue and Green
But if you eat
Too many Green
You might end up
With quite a scene.

It's not my fault
That I turned green
I'll just pretend
I'm a lima bean.

By Emily V.V. Rabbit

27 comments:

  1. I think you look like a space-rabbit...all glowing and greeny and shiny. It's quite the attractive look Emily and I think your body rays will cure pnewmonia!!!

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    1. Cure pnewmonia! That is a great idea! Do you think people would pay me for it?

      Yours truly
      Emily

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  2. I think I told you recently that you needed to make sure you get lots of rest. Let me also say that chocolate is also very good. It might not be healthy, but it is very good!

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    1. Ms Kay, you are very smart

      Sincerely
      E. ranbit

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    2. Ranbit? Hahaha!

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  3. Emily, dear, you're looking quite grim,
    How many beans did you shovel within?
    Did you think that KJ would steal them away?
    Would not it be better to save some and play?
    Do you need a Hare Doctor?
    Do you need a good belt
    Of old fashion Salts
    To get it all out?
    I hope when I see you, the next time we visit,
    That you're back to *white bunny*,
    And don't need a physic....

    Emily...seriously, ask for a glass of wine to get rid of some of that GREEN.
    omg....
    Keeping KJ on her toes I see.
    *sigh*

    XXOO~~
    Anne

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    1. Ms Anne you are good!
      I wonder if you would
      InviTe me to play
      We could roll down hills all day

      Since avocados are green
      I could maybe redeem
      My color right now
      To look like a cow!

      Then the milk I could sell
      Extra money, how swell!
      You never can tell
      When you're saved by the bell!!!

      Your friend
      E. R.

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    1. You are welcome miss Kay
      From Emily today

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  5. What a beautiful neon suit. If you are going to parade, parade LOUD. You've hit the mark spectacularly! I haven't had a single bit of easter candy this year. I'm thinking tomorrow morning I could swoop down on the half price sale and score me some jelly beans. I love me some of those!!!!!

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    1. ww, why let money interfere with your supply of jellies? You might follow my example as long as you aren't afraid of jail

      Sincerely
      Emily v.v. Rabbit

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  6. Hmmm...ok Ms. KJ...
    You're making a scene
    About MY turning GREEN!

    I'm visiting Wrobin
    and we went out a-bobbin'
    when we met Gautiere
    who couldn't help but say
    how DIVINE it would be
    if I changed..... ME!

    So we coloured my fur...
    while watching *Ben Hur*
    and VOILA - now you see
    I'm GREEN as can be!

    I'm rockin' in SF
    but much longer won't stay...
    because ......because....

    I MISS YOU, KJ!!!!!!!!!

    Wuv,

    Me (alias Emilwee V.V. Wabbit)

    p.s. By the time I fwy home....I will be my wusual colour! A-ha-ha!

    p.p.s. I hope you had some of MY jellies..(but not too many)....

    p.p.p.s. I have had wots of fun wrolling down these hills!!!! There are sooooooomany... I'm bwuised.....but the Gween covers it!
    Wrobin wanted me to go "Purple"....but I know you wuv Gween!

    See you in a few....

    !!

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    1. kj, wrobin wrote this! I am innocent! But she did supply fur coloring, even pink which made me look like porky pig

      We are throwing avocados off the golden gate bridge and then I am thinking of visiting Ron bear in Canada. Wrobin says she might come too.

      By the way, robin rhymes
      Some of the time
      And we did watch Ben hur
      While we colored my fur
      And now wrobin's hair
      Is purple on a dare.
      How rare!


      An update from emily

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  7. Ate too many green ones, did you?
    Not to worry,,,,it will pass.

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    1. Hahahahahahaha!!!!!

      Affectionately
      E. R.

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  8. Happy Easter you silly poet! Enjoy your holiday!!!

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    1. Lynn, I managed to steal 14 chocolate eggs!

      Yours truly
      Emily

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  9. This made my Day!!!

    Wander

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    1. Mr wander,

      I am glad
      My color had
      You happy today
      And by the way
      Do you know rabbits write
      Poems at midnight ?
      Sometimes

      Sincerely
      Emily r.

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    2. Emily,
      thank God for that....
      If you rabbits
      wrote poems
      at any other time
      we would be swimming
      in fuzzy verse

      Wander

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  10. Hoppy Easter :)
    Ps Emily please go home so you get decent meals this color looks unhealthy!

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    1. My best friend Marianne,

      But I am teaching wrobin how to throw frozen avocados . What if I stop eating the green jellies and concentrate instead on white asparagus ?

      Love
      Your best friend emily

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  11. are you sure those weren't avocado jelly beans?
    :)

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    1. Lori, they did taste a little pasty.

      And I was tempted to eat an enchilada

      Yours truly
      Emily r.

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    1. Are you sure you have enough jellybeans for my visit? And not green ones

      Sincerely
      E. r.

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  13. Emily, you and Lori made me laugh :-). Happy Easter to the whole family. xoxo

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