I am innocent! It is not my fault!!!
Mr. Ryan planted his jellybeans last weekend. He poured them into the garden very recklessly, in my opinion and even kj agreed, but he was too excited to care.
Then Mr. Ryan and kj and No Longer Baby Drew and JB went for a walk. When they came back ALL the jellybeans were gone! They disappeared and vanished!
kj thought Mr. Ryan should plant more jellies the next morning so they could watch to see who steals the new jellybeans. But they ended up playing with the water hose (and mud) instead so it was up to me to figure out who would be mean and pushy enough to steal jellybeans from a four year old little boy. Because if you are mean and pushy enough to do that, you will be mean and pushy enough to steal from a sweet innocent little rabbit too.
I am pretty sure I have solved the crime!
There is a lesson about not just stealing but overeating that even I should be aware of. I'm telling you to save you some trouble. There is no charge for the advice.