Monday, June 21, 2010

Ms.Tabasco and Mr. Ketchup

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Ms. Tabasco was attracted to tall sleek trim men.
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She met Mr. Ketchup at a regional plate conference
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where they inexplicably noticed one another from a distance
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until they found themselves sharing the same scrambled eggs.
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Soon after Mr. Ketchup asked Ms. Tabasco to dinner.
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which extended into the night
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in Mr. Ketchup's corner of the pantry.
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To their great surprise,
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Ms. Tabasco and Mr. Ketchup
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found they were very emotionally
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and sexually compatible
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In fact, they were quite hot blooded and adventurous
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even daring and acrobatic
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Ms. Tabasco learned that sleek and trim wasn't everything.

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And Mr. Ketchup learned that he was
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lovable and agile.
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They bought new hats for the occasion,
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and Ms. Tabasco and Mr. Ketchup
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were married one June day
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on a glass tabletop
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celebrating with their families and friends,
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including an interracial salt and pepper shaker.
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Another powerful example that good love can be very blind.

24 comments:

  1. hahahaha, it's not right to laugh like this at your own post, heeheehaha, right? oh HAHAHA, hee hee hee, ahem, hahahahha

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  2. Kj, This is twice today you made me laugh, hee hee, but may I ask where is that promised MOMA post?
    Soon, right? But no pressure :-).
    Love.
    xoxo
    Potat is my verification word, sounds like something that goes with tabasco and ketchup, perhaps it is the love child :-).

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  3. cute and inventive post. does this hold some larger significance? or are you just having literary fun.

    You dont know of anyplace I can rent cheaply on the cape do you? Under 600/week. Mid cape to upper. thanks. having a hard time finding anything. big surprise. i knew this but am trying anywya.

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  4. This is one of the funniest posts ever! I love that short, squat Mr. Ketchup won over tall and slim! And the interracial couple...hilarious! I'm glad they were there to spice things up ;)

    Looks like you were in a really good mood when you did this. yay!!
    (Not that I have ever witnessed any other mood than good from you.)

    I need more coffee. Bye for now!

    xoxo
    Lo

    hahahaha, my word veri = mandisp!!
    Man display? Dispense of the other man? I don't know, it strikes me funny :P

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  5. annie, moma coming, probably after emily

    suki, hahaha! just observing some steamy true love, i guess! heehehee
    i'll email you. xo

    lo, i am very inaappropriate, aren't i? heeheehahahheehhhehhha

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  6. .....kj....who has the car keys?

    xoxo
    Linda

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  7. Hee,hee,hee! I thought I was the only one in the world that created worlds with the condiments in the cupboard! But I see I'm not.

    How about oil and vinegar? Or jam and peanut butter? I could go on, but the giggling is getting out of hand.

    Especially when I've now started a story about the problems jam and peanut butter have when toast comes into the picture. Heeheehee!

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  8. I have been waiting for this post!
    So ....SPICY! Ha-ha-Ha-Ha.....

    I can just picture the other patrons across the table from you and JB while you snapped pics and giggled away!

    It definitely shows that Love can (sometimes) be blind - and that (sometimes) there are happy endings! (Literally and otherwise..) ;)

    This is too cute! (A prelude to the KJB Sex Survey?)

    Love,

    ♥ Robin ♥

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  9. OMG! I LOVE THIS! - MORE! MORE!

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  10. hahahahaha, Oh i wanted to see photos of their wedding! and honeymoon,but i'm glad their tops never came off,that could be quite messy. heeheehee.
    i couldn't help noticing the jar too, i love to reuse bottles and jars and that is a cute shape mr. ketchup has!
    will there be a sequel??

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  11. Alert the press!
    :-D
    This is hilarious,,,and looks exactly like what The 3 Sisters and I would do.We've turned many a head at I-Hop with our guffawing and hahahahasnort-snorting laughter.
    Aaah, aint the sister-hood something!

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  12. I definitely need to go out to eat and visit diners with you!! Such an adventure it would be :D Go ahead, crack yourself up, that is the best!! Love this, and love you, really.
    xox K

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  13. I definitely need to go out to eat and visit diners with you!! Such an adventure it would be :D Go ahead, crack yourself up, that is the best!! Love this, and love you, really.
    xox K

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  14. You are crazy! ♥ it!

    hahaha, giggle from here!

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  15. Now now, didn't your mother teach you not to play with your food?

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  16. oh my goddess. I literally SNORTED tea just now! And GUFFAWED!!!

    And the moral of the story is dont judge someone just cuz they act a lil' saucy.

    And, always wear your condiment.

    You are hilarious. And timely, I really needed a tear-giggle fit. This is good good stuff-I think you should write the screenplay and make the movie, narrated by you. Really! You'd cut the mustard, I know!
    XOXOOXOXOX THANK YOU!!!XOXOXOXOXO
    PS MISSED YOU MORE!!!
    PSS Yes we will most definitely sit together at the Tea Party. :)

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  17. HAHAHAHA!

    HAhahahHEE!

    i still can't help it? what's next: taco and tinker bell's european vacation?

    hahahahheee

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  18. Note from me as of June 2013:

    I didn't know I would be reposting the comments on this post from three years ago. But in any case, I want this silly silly part of me to appear more often.

    Love
    kj

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  19. HA! THis made me think of a comparison my asian partner used to make about he being teriyaki and me mustard...I started as mayo but was a little too heated for that at times.

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  20. I am just wondering, did you do this in a restaurant? You are too funny. :-)

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    1. Yes , Kay, in New York City over breakfast :-)

      Love
      kj

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  22. What was blind about it? She was a salsa dancer and him a body-builder. Sounds like a perfect marriage to me.

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