Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Animal Wednesday: Emily's Great Idea


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Hello everyone, it's me, Emily. Everyone knows that rabbits do not have their own charge cards, right? So it would definitely not be my fault if I had to use kj's charge card for something very important, right? Okay so I didn't ask her but that was because she would say no and then I would have to be double or triple sneaky to use it anyway so I thought just doing it was better for both of us to do it my way; don't you think that's right?
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Anyway, it's not my fault that kj is still not over the Newslettter for the Rosie Fan Club even though that happened years ago. I charged each person who signed up $10 for a whole year of doggie newsletters but Rosie was supposed to write it and I think mail it too and she did nothing so when the police got involved I was blamed totally and kj even said that I should not have expected Rosie to do anything because she is (was) a dog who was not interested in money or writing, just swimming and kissing. I was very upset because I almost got sued and I am sorry to admit that kj did not feel one bit sorry for me, can you even believe that?
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It's a good thing rabbits do not hold grudges or hold on to the past so I am moving forward and if I have to sneak alittle until my new idea is a huge success I think this is okay, right?
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TADA! I am starting a special garden in kj's yard. I got the idea from the newspaper story about chocolate. But then I thought, why stick with just chocolate? You should know by now that JellyBean Therapy works and I think so does Lollipop Counseling. And of course everybunny knows that carrots are good for your health and also help you get in trouble without feeling guilty afterwards.
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So TADA!!!!! Here is what I will be planting:
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First, this is the chocolate part:
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Then the lollipops, and I already have some that have starting growing thanks to the ones Sonia sent kj and me which I have taken for myself and let's hope kj doesn't make a scene about it:

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And then the Jellies, which I won't be surprised if they will be the big seller, and someone who I am not supposed to name but it starts with "Auntie" and the next word starts with "M" I think is going to help me set up a JellyBean Stand.
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And finally, can you believe I even found these seeds???!!
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If you think I may be biting off more than a little rabbit can chew, I am going to whisper to you right now that I am also being helped by a secret friend who also has very good ideas and we are not letting kj know who she is until we have both made a lot of money from this. (Here's a hint: her name is 3 syllables and they all rhyme with each other). (oh, and the first letter is 'L'.)

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I will keep you informed how I am doing once the seeds arrive and I start planting. In the meantime, if you need any help, don't forget to whine and yell from your stomach, not to mention roll down some hills too.

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Sincerely

Emily Rabbit

18 comments:

  1. You make me laugh Emily! I think you are onto something here. I believe Kj should be behind you all the way on this idea. I can't wait to see what happens. I bet you make a bunch of money!
    P.S. Please tell Kj I miss her on my blog...
    xoxoxo
    I am off to roll down a few hills today in honor of you Emily.

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  2. AAAGH-I am trying to stay out of the stores till the Jelly Bean invasion is over-and look at you....EMILY!

    How about vegetables? I am trying to decide whether to do the Don Quixote tomato thing again or just throw up my hands and grow flowers.

    Who am I kidding-I will plant tomatoes in another place-still searching for the magical combo of sun and soil that will give me 'maters.

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  3. Shoot, I'm busted!!

    xoxoxo
    Lololo

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  4. well emily with your brilliant plan in place i don't see why kj should mind a bit, i mean who does not love lollipops and jellybeans!

    i am going to hop skip and roll my way to work now!

    ♥ lori

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  5. Emily, it's Wobin! You must be vewy careful in future as I think KJ is on to Lo and Auntie "You-Know-Who"'s helping you with your new gardening plans.... and, I think KJ also knows we are having "clandestine conversations" regarding what colour and flavour jelly beans to plant.....sshhhh....

    And, don't tell her there's something coming to MA soon....
    Hee-hee....

    It's YOUR SPECIAL time of the Year, you wonderful Wabbit! I don't have to tell you to enjoy - cos' I KNOW you will!

    Hugs from "Agent 007 1/2",

    "Wockin Wobin"

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  6. Small bites of chocolate? Where's the fun in that?

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  7. annie, thank you for your support. i will save you extra jellies.
    ps will you be whining while you roll?

    debra kay, no tomatoes for me, no wait, i could throw them....do they freeze? or maybe the splat will be fun enough. is that what you want them for too?

    lololo, busted flat in baton rougue, waiting for a train, oh that reminded me of uncle bunny and janis joplin. anyway, no! tell kj i mean lorettalorettaloretta. don't you think that can work?

    sincerely,

    emily rabbit

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  8. lori, i am glad to know you are rolling and thank you for saying i am brilliant. i like you alot definitely. did you already know?

    wrobin! no one knows about you and i'm not saying. your color selections are very good, after i convinced you all the jellies could NOT be purple. i will call you soon, wrobin. keep it a secret, okay?

    ms saw, i agree totally. those researchers are too strict.

    fondly,
    e.r.

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  9. No, no whining today, but perhaps tomorrow :-).

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  10. Emily you are brilliant, everything sounds delicious, especially the chocolate! I think kj should relax a bit, good luck with all your schemes, I mean dreams!

    Please tell me what you think of the zombie chickens!

    Your friend Susan

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  11. Dear Emily,

    I must say, I think you are a genius. How will you harvest your jelly beans? Is there such a thing as a jelly bean combine? I was thinking that you might want to consider adding red licorice to your crops. It's just a thought. Far be it from me to tell a rabbit what sort of candy to plant this time of year. After all, your lineage is sprinkled with the likes of the Easter Bunny.

    Sincerely,
    Pam

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  12. What a fantastic idea!! I am going to plant some dark chocolate tomorrow and also some gummi bear bushes! Thank you, Emily!! Love, Silke

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  13. Oh, I offer total and complete encouragement Emily.
    Just be careful,,, I'm sure you've heard the saying that "often we weep what we sow".
    I know, I know,,,,

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  14. LOL!! hahaha! I am laughing! hee hee! Good one, kj. You have been vindicated!!!! xoxoxoxoxoxo Pam

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  15. annie, i've been whining all night and i feel great!

    hello susan and her zombie chickens, thank you for the compliment. i try very hard to be nice even though alot of the time it's not possible. the chickens are silly, but i might know them.

    pam, hmmmmm. you sound very knowledgeable. the red licorice is a very good idea. do you think it will attract ants and if it does will they stick to the licorice because that would be bad. hmmmm. pam, maybe you might want to help me with the garden. i could pay you in stolen carrots....

    silke, i am very glad you are planting too. those are good choices. you must be smart. please send pictures.

    babs, 'weep what we sow'? are you sure you don't mean keep what we mow or peep what we show? hee hee, thank you for the encouragement.

    thank you everyone so far for being nice to me and liking my idea even though i am not a good sharer.

    sincerely yours,

    emily

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  16. Emily ...I think we're still safe. KJ thinks it's you and "Auntie M"...but I don't think she can figure out the rest of that name (teehee). Let's keep it our secret and when we are SO rich that the money is falling out of our pockets...we'll tell her...OKKKK???
    you are one cute rabbit

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  17. I love it when you are up to something!!!
    Take care now with easter he!
    Don't get dirt on your coat or they will hold you for a chocolate bunny........
    And after you have published this article they will be a rush on these!

    ♥♥♥
    >M<

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