Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Animal Wednesday: Holiday Wishes from Emily Rabbit

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PEAS ON EARTH
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Hello, it's me Emily.
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This week I just want to tell you not to let anyone push you around
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or make you feel guilty
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or hurt your feelings
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or be mean to you
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or make you do something you don't want to do
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or eat all the jellybeans
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or tell you you aren't nice
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or pretend they like you
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or blame you for something they did
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or just talk about themselves
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or not laugh at your jokes
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or refuse to roll down hills
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or complain all the time
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or make fun of you
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or tell you the world has gone to hell in a teapot.
(I heard kj say that once. I don't know what it means but hopefully you do)
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If you follow these instructions you will have a nice holiday.
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If you don't whatever happens is not my fault.
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Merry Christmas and try to be nice.
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But most of all you have to have fun.
It's okay to complain and whine if it makes you feel better
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Sincerely Yours and Happy New Year,
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Emily Rabbit

22 comments:

  1. Oh, Emily, the peas on earth made me laugh and I really needed that. Thank you.xoxo

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  2. dearest em, that is my favorite christmas post. ever.

    i'm surely going to take all your advice, especially the rolling down hills. maybe someday we can do that together :) (i'll bring more peas).

    i love you emily bunny.

    and please tell kj ditto.
    (which means i love her too)

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  3. hello annie, i am going to write about a canopea too, maybe next week. please keep laughing, that is the right thing to do, don't you think so too?

    lori, hahaha, kj says 'ditto' all the time. sometimes she says 'ditto likewise' together when she really really double means it. i left you a note on your blog and i don't usually do that but i wanted to so i did and kj says she loves you too and if you want to roll down hills with me that is good but do you need me to teach you how to do it first?

    yours truly,
    e. rabbit

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  4. ok, how's this? I really love what you have to say and I really like you. :)

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  5. lori, how come you don't still love me even if i don't love you yet? that is not fair because why can't you be very sweet to me even if i'm not but maybe i will be soon? right?

    sincerely,
    emily

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  6. PEAS ON EARTH!!!! HA HA HA...LOVE It.
    you have a lovely christmas emily and I will follow your rules and if things get hectic I will get the peas out of the freezer and throw them around.

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  7. Happpy holidays my friends, thanks for everything once again.

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  8. Awwww....Emily Rabbit!

    You are pretty darn cute! Not many little rabbits can make a Christmas card.

    I hope you get lots of carrots, more peas and a card from Milo.

    xoxo

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  9. yup the peas did it for me too. i will try hard to follow your advice emily and i hope your stocking is filled to the brim with loadsa jellybeans. xx

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  10. I remmeber singing to my reluctant son, "All we are saying, is give peas a chance."

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  11. Emily-I heard someone say the other day we should pray for whirled peas. I don't pray and I don't eat peas and I do not like mushy stuff except for whipped cream in a can.

    Instead, I just yell "craps craps, you want an APPLE?" and that works for me....OTP

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  12. Dear Emily,

    You did a really good job drawing the earth! Did you place the peas gently on the drawing or did you throw them there? It all looks very good and it made me laugh :P

    I think a lot of people love you even if you don't love them back because you don't know them. But I think people love the IDEA of you.
    Just knowing you're there cheers a lot of us up!

    So, Merry always, Emily V.V. Rabbit!

    xoxoxo
    Lololo

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  13. Ah, Emily, I must mirror Annie's comment.... "peas on Earth" made ma laugh too....and I haven't done much of that lately...

    I think we should become good frinds - after all, you are Emily Rabbit and my name is Robin LAMB... yes, really!

    Please give KJ a big Holiday Hug from me. I hope your bunny stocking is filled with jelly beans.

    Robin

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  14. p.s. forgive my bad spelling...it's early on the West Coast and I am just brewing my coffee...

    Robin

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  15. Merry Christmas Emilygirl,and try really hard to stay off the naughty list.(that will get you SO many more jellies)
    Peas have a super happy New Year, and give kj a Bunnyhug from me.

    #:-D

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  16. Merry Christmas, Emily. Peas be with you.

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  17. Thanks Emily for reminding me of these important instructions!
    To many people these will sound as a joke but to me they are serious!
    The teapot thing I don't get.....
    You have a very Merry Christmas!

    Love those peas on earth!!!!! LOL

    Please stay yourself and don't try to be too nice...... Remember I love you the way you are.

    ♥♥♥
    >M<

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  18. merry xmas to you and yours, kj :)

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  19. Merry Christmas Emily...

    I hope Santa brings plenty of Jellybeans and frozen peas to throw at KJ's window...Oh oops hope she didnt see that. Do one favor for me, give KJ a huge long tight hug for me. And the one she gives you back will be from me and vice versa.

    xoxoxoxoxoxoxxo

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  20. Oh Emily you rascally rabbit.

    Oh kj you rascally writer.

    How I love you both.

    Merry Christmas moon sister.

    xxoxoxox

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  21. Merry Christmas Emily and Kj Tsup*!*

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  22. Im printing this pst and the PERFECT picture that goes with it and sticking it on my wishboard at work for the whole stateworkery world to see.

    Emily YOU ROCK! Er, hop. Uh, hop-rock! Tell DJ shes nothing to sneeze at.

    (plus we dont peas in her nose)

    XOXOXOXOXOXOX

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