Thursday, May 28, 2009

Animal Wednesday:Emily Answers Questions

Hello, it's me, Emily V. V. Rabbit. I have been paid $ 10 in advance to write on kj's blog today. No, I didn't get the extra money from kj. I got it from someone I don't know and don't care about who offered me $ 10 if I would model my polka dot bikini. i told kj and she said 'forget it!' but then I told her it was a 95 year old woman who used to be a teacher and lay minister who I met at the grocery store so she said, 'oh, that's different.' I didn't tell kj that I don't know what a lay minister is: I think it's someone who sleeps a lot but I am not sure.
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kj says this is not a ladylike pose, but I am a rabbit and I do not care about any of that. I am just happy I got the money and I didn't have to do much for it.
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This week my best friend Marianne listed some questions for people to answer. I don't know why she didn't include rabbits but I think she just forgot for one minute or less. Marianne's friend Soulbrush also listed the same questions except she threw one away and added a new one. So I am doing that too.
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Here are my questions and answers:
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1)What are your current obsessions? Jellybeans, money, rolling down hills, radishes, crying, temper tantrums, laughing out loud, jellybeans and money.
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2) What are you listening to? HAHAHA. I am listening to myself. Who else would I be listening to?
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3) Which item from your wardrobe do you wear most often? HAHAHA! I like my pearl necklace.
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4.) What are you reading? 'The Days Rabbits Took Over the World and Immediately Made Jellybeans The Main Currency" by Bunny B. Good.
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5.) What’s for lunch? Jellybeans, radishes, lettuce, one hard boiled egg, and m & m's.
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6) What makes you helpless with laughter? Watching kj trying to be nice when she really wants to throw a plant across the room.
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7.) What was the last thing you bought? My bikini (see above and I'm sorry if you think I don't look ladylike. It's not my fault kj doesn't know how to draw. At least my portrait by lololo shows how cute and fun I really am.)
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8) If you were a dog, which one would you be? No offense to my best friend Marianne, but this is a very stupid question. Of course I would be a Labrador Retriever. Who wouldn't? They usually get a lot of love even though they are not the sharpest tools in the toolbox. (Rabbits do not use expressions like that, but I heard someone say that about someone named President Bush and I liked the sound of it.)
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9)Sum yourself up in a sentence. I am eight or ten years old, very cute and smart, and I am more fun than most people because I cry from my stomach, throw things when I'm mad, find interesting ways to make money, and don't worry about anything smaller than a refrigerator.
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10)What's Your Best Time of the Day? This is the question I am throwing out. Why would one time be better than another if they are all good?
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10) Do rabbits care what others think of them? Absolutely not! Except my Uncle Russell, who is insecure.
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11.) What's your greatest wish? That I could play with Marianne and lololo and Mim and Soulbrush and Debra Kay and Ms. Bella and Melissa and Milady and Chewy and Bimbimbee and Ms. Baino and Renee and Mr. Sidney Citizen and Chief Kay and Mr. Walking Man and kj's dearest HB and Sonia and Annie and Kate and Julie-Ann and Babs and some others too, because I like to see what they look like, then I'd like to touch and maybe even hug them. Ans smell everyone. Smelling is very important to rabbits.
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This is the end of my questions. I am still hoping kj decides to pay me for writing this. She is cheap and stubborn about this. I don't know why since I have not missed a week yet. But I am still behaving because she bailed me out of jail.
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Sincerely,
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Your Friend Emily R.

P.S. If you want to do this, here are the rules:
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The Rules:
Answer questions on your own blog.
Replace one question.
Add one question.
Tag some people.

22 comments:

  1. it's not emily's fault that i kj could not size the picture of her and her bikini correctly. emily insisted that i clarify this.

    :)

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  2. Emily - you totally crack me up! and I love your bikini you babe you

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  3. i like that you like me because i like you too and i liked you too even before i knew you liked me too.

    fondly,
    emily

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  4. Wow! You are a sexy rabbit !

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  5. Emily, you made me laugh out loud.
    I love you and you look wonderful in that bikini :-).

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  6. mr sidney! i am too young to be sexy. but do you think i will be when i'm old enough to be? and if so, since i'm a rabbit, will that be a good thing?

    annie, maybe you could tell kj you might not come to her blog anymore i were say, to stop making you laugh...

    best wishes,
    emily r.

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  7. Emily I am so pleased you removed your pearls before posing in your bikini and even more relived you were posing for an elderly lay preacher and not Harryhare who is a little too randy for his own good*!*

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  8. Emily let me know what day you are going to be smelling me so I can lake sure it is a shower day for me.

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  9. Ohhhhhh, Miss Emily. I am very uncomfortable with this whole modeling job. Can't trust all teachers and ministers, you know. Especially lay ministers, whatever that is. Can you say -- "ped-o-filia"? No, no, no, no. Promise you will not pose in scanty clothing for money again. Please! Not even jellybeans.

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  10. Is there an Emily Fan Club that I can join?? I'll send jellybeans! (KJ ... this character just might need her own book(s)). Love it!! :) And you rock that bikini, Ems.

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  11. Emily....

    I would like to one day meet you also...Every Wed I laugh as I sit here at work and read your posts. Thank you....I say atleast if someone or somebunny can wear a bikini go for it.....One day you will grow up and multiply and say, "me bikini in this body oh hell no." OOPS Heck....Im very happy to see you are behaving after being bailed out..I know its hard, maybe buy a cloth ball or nerf bat that u and KJ can use to hit each other when tensions rise...Never conform to others perceptions spread your wings(rabbit paws) and fly.

    Hugs and Smiles,

    Sonia ;)

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  12. You really put a smile on my face this morning. Adorable.

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  13. Looks like you're having a super day Miss Emily! You do look spiffy in that 2 piece deal. Make sure you don't take that money into the pool!

    Uncle Russell...tell me about it! He's a mess.

    hey, I'll give you ten dollars if you tell me what the V.V. stands for. Just whisper it to me, I won't tell anyone ;P

    love and kisses,

    lololo

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  14. one day i AM gonna come right over and give you da biggest squeeze ever emily. lov ya lots.

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  15. bimbimbie, you have a wonderful name. wouldn't bimbimbie bunny sound beautiful? kj told me pearls do not go with a bikini, but i am not sure she is right about that, so don't be too sure.
    ps what does 'randy' mean?

    mr. walking man, yuk!

    ms. bella, are you bella bunny, my mother's cousin and my next door neighbor? because you sound just like her, and there must be some reason i don't mind that you tell me what to do. you can be alittle bossy but i kind of like it. at least so far. i made up the whole story about the 93 year old woman. but i'm not saying where i got that ten dollar bill. please don't say anything to kj. thank you ms. bella.

    melissa, yes, you can join the fanclub right away. send me jellybeans and i'll sign you up.

    most sincerely,

    emily rabbit

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  16. sonia, would you like to be my third best friend, after marianne and ms. bella? because i like you and you give good advice. where can i get that nerf bat you mentioned? SMACK! BANG! TAKE THAT!
    (just practicing...)

    dear miss teri c, we can laugh and smile together. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! and i can teach you to cry and stomp your feet. let me know if you want to.

    lololo, you know my uncle russell?
    that is soooo funny. lololo, if marianne were not my best friend and ms bella and sonia were not my next best friends, would you want to be my best friend? because i can tell you right not kj would not like that because she wants you to herself. hmpf! don't you agree? ps. $ 10 for information on my middle name? hmmmmmmm. i'm thinking. maybe $ 15?

    soulbrush, you are coming? when? when? but if you squeeze me i will lie on the ground and kick. i won't be able to help it. just so you know...

    yours truly,
    emily r.

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  17. No offence taken, because I didn't made up these questions....... I was just tagged by Gina.
    I admit: plain stupid that I didn't tag you but glad you took the challenge by! Hilarious!

    Love your bikini!!!! You look stunning!
    Hope your Wednesday wis filled with tons of jelly beans and monney!

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  18. Emily...$15???
    I'm on a tight budget because of my move and I don't have a job anymore. How about a compromise, $12.50. I can get the extra from Emma, my dog. She earns money by keeping strangers from approaching our car and she bites the feet of people who come in the house. Sometimes that's not good though because she doesn't use discretion. I think she was kicked a lot by her previous family and she's afraid of shoes. And I'm sure they never gave her money, the cheapskates.

    xoxoxo
    Lololo

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  19. Emily-if you WANT to wear the bikini-then go for it. If you don't, then don't. Life isn't all that complicated, just don't let yourself feel exploited.

    I would say it's not what you do, it's how you feel about what you are doing-but that also applies to sociopaths. Rules are such a pain in the ass.

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  20. thank you marianne, my best friend.

    lololo, oh poor emma. i am going to teach her how to bite and not let go. then whoever kicks her will lose their shoe forever, and maybe even a toe. i am thinking about your $ 12.50 offer. do you mind if we wait 16 months?

    debra kay, YES YES! rules are a big pain in the --- (hahaha, i am too little to say 'ass' because if my mother read that i did she would punish me.) but debra kay, do you know janice joplin gave a concert in bunnyland one time?

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  21. The funny part is you know you should listen to yourself...Ha..Ha..

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  22. Cute bunny bikini.

    If I met you we could play all day. Maybe chalk draw on the sidewalk or make giant soap bubbles or have a water balloon fight. We could team up and sneak attack kj with a big SPLASH! Then all share a great big hug.

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