Note: Through the Easter weekend, Emily Rabbit will be a guest blogger. She has promised to avoid swear words that begin with "S" or "F". She has also promised not to solicit money. If she should do either of these things, please accept my apologies in advance. Emily is a friend of JB's and does not listen to my advice, instructions, or threats.
My Name is Emily Rabbit. I might be around eight or eleven years old. I have four birthdays--February, April, July, and September or October. I should get four presents but I don't. JB says that animals only have one birthday. How would she know?
It is not easy for a rabbit to be friends with a person. For one thing, neither understands the others interest in, for example, carrots or money.
For another thing, my mother does not think it is a good idea. Sometimes I call my mother and tell her that jb is sick and needs my help. I have to do this because JB refuses to call my mother and lie so I can miss school.
JB is not at all like a rabbit. She is too interested in buying clothes and going to movies and driving a red car with a hole in the roof. I have to find ways to get money from her so I can buy jellybeans. She is presently giving me an allowance every Sunday. If she forgets, I add at least
$ 5.00 in interest. I may tell you more about that later.
kj is paying me $ 10.00 to write on her blog until Sunday, maybe even until Monday (that would be an extra $3.00). Today I will tell you how to be friends:
This is how rabbits are friends.
First they sniff eachother everywhere.
Then they touch noses.
Then they roll down a hill together or run into a green or brown field.
Then sometimes when they get tired, they curl up together and sleep until they wake up.
It's too bad that people are not willing to sniff before they decide to be friends. I think it would solve alot of problems....
If you leave a comment, please do not be rude. You should talk about me, not about yourself. Afterall, I am writing as a favor. I really should be paid more money to do this. If you want to know anything about rabbits, or how to get away with things, you can ask me.